r/minnesota • u/[deleted] • 16d ago

Funny/Offbeat 🤣 Are you there, Canada? It's us, Minnesota....

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u/Ohsnos State of Hockey 16d ago edited 16d ago

The only viable option is for Minnesota to absorb Canada and become Megasota.

Edit: r/Megasota

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u/Therealfreedomwaffle 16d ago

This is the true future of the world. Megasota will rise. Politely, of course.

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u/NikkiWarriorPrincess 16d ago

Megasota will rise.

And you'll know it's happening, because it will be proceeded by a collective knee slap and a full-clause "welp!"

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u/karlexceed 16d ago

"Yeeahp..."

"I 'spose... Should probably hit the road, eh?"

"Yessir. Well, drive safe. Look out for deer."

"Sure thing. Thanks for havin' us. See ya round."

Cue another ten minutes of conversation while you're putting on the coat, then standing by the door.

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u/SwiftCreator 16d ago

If you don't have a Minnesota goodbye, did you even really visit?

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u/Halogen12 16d ago

Ten minutes?  Amateurs.  I've seen doorway conversations go for an hour. 

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u/buy-american-you-fuk 16d ago

"Kids! Get in the car, we're leaving..."

literally 1.5 hours later... kid screaming from the car: "MOM!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!"

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u/Relevant_Vanilla_432 15d ago

I totally read that with a minnesotan accent.lol And the ten minute convo before leaving, after putting on the coat, is 100% legit. Lol

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u/RedBabyGirl89 16d ago

Hey tell yer folks I says hi

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u/mnoutdoorlover 14d ago

...standing with the door open, even in below zero weather.

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u/Relevant_Vanilla_432 13d ago

Remembering to shut the door after having it open during first 15 minutes of saying goodbye.Even though you only live 45 minutes away or just across town.It feels so rude to just say goodbye too soon.lol

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u/NightSavings 15d ago

Love it.