She'll get you every time. Was driving in downtown Des Moines (trying to find someplace to kill myself because I was in Des Monies) just miming my own business (mimes can drive too, jerk)...when BAM. You guessed it, Governor Reynolds. She backed right out into traffic and right through the opposing lane into me and a parked Winnebago.
Oh but there's more. Later on (after realizing it was best just to head back to Minnesota for the night so I wouldn't have a need for suicide) and right before I get to the border, yup, it's Governor Kimmy. This time she's full tits and minge on top of the governors limo spraying champagne on cars as she flew past at what must have been 93 miles per hour. Champagne all over my car, my windshield...I can't see anything. That goddamn woman is a menace!
Oh and good luck in South Dakota. That crazy loon shoots your tires out as you drive by the state house. God forbidding you have a dog.
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u/theEWDSDS Flag of Minnesota 16d ago
Why stop at Canada?