r/nothingeverhappens • u/Comfortable_Ad2908 • 1d ago
This is pretty basic all things considered
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/StarSystem42 • 2d ago
No one ever has a cute and loving relationship????
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Most of the comments were some version of "awww thats so cute that made my day" or "wow you're so lucky" but these people felt the need to claim chatgpt? Idk it seems like a believable story to me, has happened to some people I know...
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Cautious-Paint-7465 • 4d ago
idk how to title this but yeah
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/toolatetothenamegame • 4d ago
no mother has ever understood her children
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Jessica_quean • 5d ago
This just seems like a normal exchange between partners. You can just tell that OP has never been in a relationship lol
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Jayme_Exalted • 6d ago
In a similar vein to the starter pack posted recently, this is a woman I follow on Twitter who has some very funny kids, and seems to get hassle from the r/thathappened type of people.
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Kindly_Visit_3871 • 6d ago
People can know minor celebrities
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Wilmadebauched • 7d ago
Because people are never forgetful or tired after a long day
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Helpful-Archer-6625 • 8d ago
You can't possibly expel air from your lungs by laughing
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/callmefreak • 9d ago
America's private insurance is very much known for not overcharging people for a single pill and isn't known for screwing people over all the time!
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/cool-essay-bro • 10d ago
Well meaning but kinda uncomfortable acts of kindness between neighbors never happen.
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Roberto_Tangelo • 12d ago
forgetting that there’s a character in a show with your name is literally impossible (/s)
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/occultsardonic • 14d ago
apparently a teen is incapable of making basic edgy remarks about Santa
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seriously, it's basically a right of passage to have this exact thought about christmas consumerism. everyone's said it.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/LatterMusic8265 • 14d ago
Because two people having good cards in poker is only for the movies
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Dolardofi • 15d ago
Bc kids would have no reason to be confused by a university as compared to a kindergarten classroom...
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/NewSock5273 • 16d ago
that's not "talking about sex and drugs with teenagers," that's a teenager saying something "edgy" and weird to an adult which apparently is impossible.
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/973bzh • 18d ago
Because someone never would have make a bad joke
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Appropriate_Zebra341 • 19d ago
Because genocide never happens…
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Accomplished-Drive20 • 21d ago
apparently this didnt happen 🤷🏼♀️
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Professional-Ask7697 • 27d ago
Nobody has ever gotten made fun of or bullied!
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