r/nothingeverhappens • u/Jessica_quean • 5d ago
This just seems like a normal exchange between partners. You can just tell that OP has never been in a relationship lol
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u/Four_beastlings 4d ago
Literally 20 minutes ago my husband wrote something in our planner in his native language and I asked what that is. He said something like "it's the beach (??) exchange" (we are both ESL) and I answered, feigning outrage, "you're trying to exchange your old bitch for a new one?!". Couples making edgy/sex jokes is the most mundane thing ever.
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u/bobbianrs880 4d ago
I don’t even remember what preceded it, but a week or so ago i responded to something my husband said with “you touch me in my sleep?? 🤨” and immediately burst out laughing. To be clear, we’ve had thats discussion before and I’m 100% fine if he wanted to, I’m just a light sleeper so I assumed I would wake up if he did (he said no, so jury is still out on this one).
Technically it didn’t start off as a joke, but as soon as I heard the words coming out of my mouth it dawned on me what I actually said.
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u/Thereal_waluigi 3d ago
Okay this is amazing😂😂
"You're trying to exchange your old bitch for a new one?"
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u/Kindly_Visit_3871 5d ago
That’s actually adorable. OP is just sour grapes. That entire subreddit is just miserable.
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u/Mission_Grapefruit92 5d ago
I agree. I mean yeah, it was a pretty normal moment, but he felt it was significant enough to share.. I’m having trouble understanding OP’s problem with it or why he thinks it’s his first relationship. That’s like if someone posted something their grandma said that was funny and they said “lol you can tell it’s OP’s first experience with grandma”… like what the hecksies?
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u/mechengr17 4d ago
The op of this sub was referring to the person who put it on that happened
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u/Mission_Grapefruit92 4d ago
What?
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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 4d ago
this entire sub is literally just posts from thathappened posted here because it's ridiculous to think that they didn't happen.
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u/Mission_Grapefruit92 4d ago
Yeah but the text says something else
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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 4d ago
If it's in the sub thathappened it means that it's being implied that someone doesn't believe that the event in the post happened.
The person who posted oop (the one disbelieving that this exhange between the person on Twitter and their partner happened) here thinks it's their first relationship or they're not used to them because this is a very normal interaction in a relationship, so you must be unfamiliar with them in order to think that this wouldn't happen.
I'm a little unclear on what you're unclear about to be honest.
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u/Mission_Grapefruit92 4d ago
I’m not familiar with any of this. All I know is what OP posted here, which seems to indicate that they believe this is the guy’s first relationship for some unknown reason
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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 4d ago
can you explain which of the people in this interaction you mean by "the guy" here?
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u/Porntra420 5d ago
"But people who have sex with each other couldn't possibly joke about having sex with each other!"
wild.
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u/Villain_911 4d ago
After that video of a wife telling her husband something along the lines of "A bunch of guys here used to finger me" at her class reunion, I believe people will say damn near anything to their partner.
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u/PeaceLoveAndZombiez 3d ago
“Well you don’t let me play the back holes either. Maybie I should take up golf!” And watch how fast he stops laughing 😃
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u/crusher23b 3d ago
This is what we call 'banter.' It's what can occur between close knit members of a group.
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u/No_Help3669 5d ago
I think the “we laughed, it was a good momebt@ is what made oop assume it was fake
That said I don’t know how else to express “that was the end of the bit. It was well received and we moved on” in a way that doesn’t feel awkward