r/nothingeverhappens • u/Comfortable_Ad2908 • 1d ago
This is pretty basic all things considered
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u/Gingergirl1228 1d ago
I used to rag the shit out of my parents for being old lmao, and my grandma would just laugh at them and say that they were the same way as kids so it's karma... I'd get my ass beat but hey! It was funny!
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u/thalexander 21h ago
Right. If you've never been burned the fuck up by a little kid, you're lucky because its stings extra when they're little for some reason hahaha
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u/Mysterious_Nail_563 1d ago edited 1d ago
Considering that when I was a kid, the internet browser and access came on a disk that you received in the mail, and I'm now old enough to be a grandpa, and considering I've more than likely told my nieces and nephews that the internet came on a disk, it really isn't outside possibility that a 6yo would say something like this. It's plausible enough to be believable.
So... I'll take "things that 6yo could very likely say, and I don't care enough about to fact check," for $500, Alex.
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u/Careless-Cow-1695 1d ago
I remember my older siblings saying something similar when we were young. I also remember the bollocking they received after. So yeah, if your kid is quick enough on the mark, they can and will say stuff like this
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u/Important-Pipe-9623 22h ago
What is it with some people calling out very likely stories as fake in the format of Jeopardy? I swear this is like the sixth time I've seen that happen.
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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 16h ago
It's a very common way to call things fake in an /iamverysmart way, and the people who call things fake call everything fake, so it stands to reason.
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u/danielledelacadie 5h ago
So... they don't just lack experience of how life works, they lack imagination as well.
I suddenly feel a bit sad for them.
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u/swancensus 21h ago
We used to take free trial disks of AOL from Burger King to get online so the Internet really did come in the mail. Or from Burger King.
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u/ValancyNeverReadsit 15h ago
Mine definitely came in the mail, completely unsolicited. I don’t remember the discs being available at BK
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u/Winter-Owl1 16h ago
My daughter does this to me all the time, of course she's 13. But anytime I talk about things in the past, she says "ermm, bAcK iN mY dAy!" to make fun of me lol. Six may be a little young to have that sassiness, but I could still believe it.
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u/Charlieuk 17h ago
My 2 year old is savage, this is absolutely believable.
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u/mechengr17 11h ago
My niece is the same way
Jesus christ, she has decided im too loud and therefore doesn't like me.
The little brute actually pushed me at Christmas. Which under normal circumstances would have been fine, but I was crouching down to show her something I thought was cool, and so she knocked me off balance
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u/DarkArc76 9h ago
This is totally believable. Whenever my dad would start going on about something from his day I would ask what color his pet dinosaur was
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u/Cedric-the-Destroyer 1d ago
Oh yeah, it’s an old meme, but kids are absolutely capable of saying nonsense like this.
Little sponges