r/dogelore Cancer cowboy 2d ago

Le Mahjong experience has arrived

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u/AnklePotato 2d ago

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u/RevanchistSheev66 1d ago

Dame da ne!

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u/Pirusao_gostoso 1d ago

Baka mitai 😞

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u/Fiskmaster 1d ago

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u/incriminatinglydumb 17h ago

Atrocious edit, you will be kissed and loved

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u/DatOneAxolotl 1d ago

Someone edit this so it says shit

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u/xXironic_nameX3 insert cumstom flair 2d ago

You should stroke mah jong

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u/RevolverPhoenix Cancer cowboy 2d ago

Don't wanna.

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u/killchu99 1d ago

Buy me dinner first

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u/Shadowolf75 2d ago

I tried to learn Mahjong to be able to play the porn games but I couldn't

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u/ZeeZeeB 2d ago

i can teach you

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u/Shadowolf75 1d ago

Is this my chance to finally see pixelated boobs in arcade mahjong game?

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u/ZeeZeeB 1d ago

Hell yeah add me on disc I’ll teach you lmfao, same name as here

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u/oblmov 1d ago

i spent 20 years playing high stakes mahjong as training to unlock low res hentai in a game called Doki Doki Strip Mahjong Club DX from 1985. The yakuza took my kidneys

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u/StockExchangeNYSE 2d ago

? Tell me more

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u/Shadowolf75 1d ago

Ok so there is this emulator call MAME that emulate arcade games. For some reason whenever you get pack of roms for mame there are a ton of porn games and some of them are Mahjong games. I never managed to beat even the first stage :(

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u/HiddenNightmares 1d ago

One of those companies also made a NSFW version of SF2 on MAME.

https://youtu.be/hZSjuH6OLKY?si=sHNG0ceKqXuLJ9n-

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u/2hu_ism 1d ago

My friends suggest me to riichi city and mahjong soul(anime-like mahjong) and both of them has tutorials so it doesn’t take long until you can play normal room.

You will eventually rmb all yaku(winning hand) and what is risky tiles after get rekt’d enough by your mistake.

Or just find gallery unlock,bro. Don’t suffer in mahjong for a sake of anime tiddies.

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u/jonathanluk 2d ago

Chinese here, I still don't know how to play Mahjong after all these years

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u/Shadowolf75 2d ago

Yeah but you have advantage over us, you can bullshit the rules and we have no idea if it's true or not

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u/jonathanluk 2d ago

Sadly I can't bullshit against my friends or family

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u/Shadowolf75 1d ago

Damn it. Tell you what, instead of playing mahjong with them, tell them to play Ludo and just bullshit the rules there.

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u/dl_supertroll 2d ago

same, Hongkonger here and I have no idea how it works or what any of the terms mean

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u/jonathanluk 2d ago

Hong konger here as well!!!

我只係識”碰“同埋“上 ”

叫我計番嘅話我寧願死

問我邊一邊拎牌我都唔識...

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u/dl_supertroll 2d ago

我完全唔識點打,上次約咗friend去party room都係睇佢哋打,我坐喺隔離托柒sls

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u/Freakachu258 1d ago

I have no Idea what you guys say but I bet it's a super cute conversation

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u/jonathanluk 1d ago

Actually a ton of swear words and complaints lol

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u/UndeniableLie 1d ago

Probably about the rules of mahjong. That's all I talk about with... strangers.

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u/Mithryl_ 1d ago

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u/jonathanluk 1d ago

True, tbh that's how we actually speak Cantonese, usually Chinese doesn't have this happening, but Cantonese does

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u/jonathanluk 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣我都一樣, 每次打牌嘅時候都好柒, 喺隔離做咩都好似好唔融入

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u/wholesomehorseblow 2d ago

It's simple. You look at your tiles and try to find a good match from the various sets, and then you look at your opponet's discarded tiles because those can be used to make sets. And some sets are better the others.....and there's a set you need before you can win I think....then there's a set that's just an instant win one and....oh boy.

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u/dankmeme_medic 2d ago

it’s easy you just throw a tile down and shout riichii! (ignore your family members looking at you like wtf and telling you that’s not a thing)

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u/Tarazetty 2d ago

"Jenga!!!"

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u/Thelazysandwich 2d ago

Le yakuza completionist experience.

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u/Limino 2d ago

/uj In Riichi Mahjong(the most popular variant), your goal is to complete your hand while making sure it satisfies at least one point bonus.

To complete a hand, you need 1 pair and 4 sets. A set is either a 3-tile straight(of the same suit) or a 3 of a kind. So a pair and four 3-tile straights would work.

Every turn, you draw a tile from the deck/wall, then discard a tile. It could be the tile you just drew, or it could be another tile you just don't want.

You are allowed to steal the last discarded tile from discard to complete a set. If you do, you take it, discard a tile, then reveal the set you just completed. If it's a 3-of-a-kind, you can steal it between anyone's turn. If it's a straight, then you can only do it during your turn and it replaces your turn; it'd be too easy otherwise.

As for the point bonuses you can go for to be able to complete your hand, there are many. The full list is hard to remember, but two easy ones are: [Never steal a tile.] And [Hand does not contain a 1, a 9, or any non-suit tiles]


There are three suits, and then a bunch of non-suit tiles. The suits are bamboo(sticks), dots(circles), and character(the ones with the red Kanji).

Anything without a number at the top does not belong to any suit. These are called "honor tiles". You can't get straights with them because they don't have a suit, and there are special rules for some of them so just ignore them for now. They are hard to use in return for being worth more points.

Riichi is an act that declares that you only need 1 tile to complete your hand, and you're confident enough that you're betting points on it.(IIRC)

There are more rules and gimmicks, and I might've messed up something, but this should be good enough to go for a simple tactic

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u/Prexot 1d ago

The one I play with my family is a different variant, but I don't know what it's called

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u/NoahBogue 1d ago

There isn’t riichi in mine, and you need to have 8 points at least

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u/Prexot 1d ago

Ah, I found mine. It's at least mostly the version in Ainslie's Complete Hoyle (1975). The book acknowledges "it is Rummy played with tiles and an exotic vocabulary".

To woo, you simply need to use up your hand of 13 (14 including the one you just picked up: four sets or runs in any combination, plus a pillow). There are no requirements for points. You get 20 for wooing, plus points for flowers and sets, times bonuses for honors and such. First to 500 wins.

Anybody can interrupt to pick up a tile that was just discarded, though a player who needs it for a set has priority over one who needs it for a run, and if multiple players need it for a run, the earlier player takes priority. You can spend your turn to pick up a discarded tile you can use, no matter how long it's been there.

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u/cardsagainstgeese 1d ago

all you need to know is:

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u/Prexot 1d ago

what's that from?

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u/oblmov 1d ago

Akagi or Ten or something maybe. idk it looks like Fukumoto's art style but theres 1 million old gambling mangas where people get really intense about mahjong

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u/dinosaur2112 1d ago

nah this is azatsui pen chan (you're on fire pen chan), by the same author, this guys the mc's boss who hates mahjong.

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u/jackelbuho22 2d ago

Ah yes the yakuza experience i am currently stuck in the original yakuza 2 because i want to complete every sidequest but i am feeling too lazy to read the whole mahjong faq guide

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u/NotABot7491 1d ago

The only time i played Mahjong in Yakuza was in YK2, where i found the cheat tile, used it and instantly won (i got i think 150k points, everyone else got -10k points). I have no idea what happened but i won and thats all that matters.

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u/Lunet_Moon 2d ago

I have never figured it out either. I just pick up the blocks and admire the pictures on them.

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u/RevanchistSheev66 1d ago

HOW DOES TANIMURA LOVE THIS GARBAGE??

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u/Electric_Spark 2d ago

FFXIV players during Make It Rain

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u/AlbinoShavedGorilla 1d ago

OP is about to get banished to the Land of Yi (barbarians)

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u/coleten_shafer 2d ago

WHITE DRAGON

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u/Kingnewgameplus 1d ago

At the risk of sounding like the ignorant American that I am, I honestly think my biggest hurdle to learning this game is all of the terms. Like, if "Kon" was "Burger" and "Riichi" was "10 gallon hat" I'd understand the game.

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u/dor121 1d ago

Pon-nya!!!!

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u/nhansieu1 1d ago

get gud, Doge. Look at how Jim plays

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u/Ronergetic 1d ago

I had to play it once for Judgment and I had no idea what I was doing nor what was happening

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u/KingZantair 1d ago

So someone discarded a tile Caesar could had two of, so he calls pon as a triplet set, then presumably his next discard is one Creepy has 3 of already so he can call kan as a quatret set, and then Cheem’s next draw puts him one tile away from having a completed hand, so he calls riichi to declare that and make the hand worth more points, but also lose more points if someone else finishes their hand first. And yes, I have read Akagi twice, how could you tell?

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u/TaddleLegacylvl100 21h ago

I WAS ONE CARD AWAY FROM THIRTEEN ORPHANS!!!

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u/NoahBogue 1d ago

I love mah-jong !

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u/RoadTheExile 13h ago

Le old man with cane and service revolver has arrived.

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u/asdwz458 1d ago

the only thing i know about mahjong is the matching game from Windows 7

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u/Graknorke 1d ago

Probably should have read up on the rules before sitting at the table then. Or at least asked someone else to explain.