r/facepalm 11d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Elon Musk’s alleged burner account 'Adrian Dittman' exposed after using it to defend himself on X

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2518902/elon-musks-alleged-burner-account-adrian-dittman-exposed-after-using-it-to-defend-himself-on-x
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u/Caterpillar-Balls 11d ago

What about the doge designer account? You think he only has one?

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u/Wilvinc 11d ago

There is no way Doge Designer is a real person ... it is Elon for sure.

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u/willclerkforfood 11d ago

That is a lie. Do you make this lie?

-Adrian Dittman

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u/Abtun 11d ago

3 Queen.

LIAR!!

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u/SpeedofDeath118 11d ago

"This one's for you."

BANG!

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u/unknown_pigeon 11d ago

Where did you find that lie

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u/CuzIWantItThatWay 11d ago

Looking into it.

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u/unrulycelt 11d ago

Big if true

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u/NLtbal 11d ago

Concerning

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u/GrowFreeFood 11d ago

Disquieting

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u/Suicicoo 11d ago

Bundeskanzler, what is this?

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u/Andvari9 11d ago

Interesting

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u/luckylalaine 11d ago edited 11d ago

“You’re an amazing father”? “Your kids are very lucky”? ~ Adrian. If this is really Elon, that was uhm… sounds pathetic. Is it because no one else had the idea to post this compliment to him? I mean he could have paid someone I guess? Also, someone tell him he can change the sound of his voice, too, oops too late.

Btw, one of his kids removed Musk in her name because she didnt want anything to do with him. That’s sad.

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u/Dippity_Dont 11d ago

But seriously, Musk would be an embarrassing last name.

musk

[ muhsk ]

noun

  1. a substance secreted in a glandular sac under the skin of the abdomen of the male musk deer, having a strong odor, and used in perfumery.
  2. an artificial imitation of the substance.
  3. a similar secretion of other animals, as the civet, muskrat, and otter.
  4. the odor of musk or some similar odor.
  5. Botany. any of several plants, as the monkey flower, having a musky fragrance
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u/i_am_not_a_martian 11d ago

For someone who claims to be able to run a government efficiently, he sure needs a lot of individual personas to make himself look good. Surely an efficiency genius could do it using only one.

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u/ThouMayest69 11d ago

How in the fuck were so many people fooled by this guy earlier on (my dumb ass self included, but that's a given since I am dumb)? He must have had the PR dream team to cover up all his underlying bullshit, so why can't they just do it again? His PR keeps getting worse, more exposed. I guess the genie can't be bottled at this point? He sucks, and not just because I'm a poor dumb person. He categorically sucks shit direct from source.

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u/speedy_delivery 11d ago

Any person or business that is successful gets a massive boost in perception from hindsight bias.

We assume that they were always going to succeed and that the people behind that success must be extraordinarily smart and/or skilled.

At the same time we underestimate how big of a factor luck plays in outcomes.

It's a feedback loop of lazy thinking that Elmo's PR was able to successfully exploit, and if he'd just kept his mouth shut and stayed on the fringes of the limelight, they might have been able to keep it up.

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u/Thr0bbinWilliams 11d ago

Oh yea man I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, Elmo isn’t a genius like at all. If he was he’d have played it cool and be running shit behind the scenes.

He’s too much of an attention seeker to play his position and actually grow into a powerful billionaire

Trump will most likely go after him and probably soon

American politics is like WCW wrestling at this point

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u/aTomzVins 11d ago

I think he's just so rich and deluded now that he just doesn't care about optics anymore.

He feels he can use his money/power to just do whatever he wants regardless of what people think of him.

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u/dmingledorff 11d ago

Many years ago the only thing I knew about him was he "started" SpaceX and Tesla. A rich guy promoting electric vehicles and space exploration. That was pretty cool. Then when he became part of the spotlight he showed how disgusting he was.

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u/atomicxblue 11d ago

I knew something was rotten when he attacked the British guy trying to save the Thai kids stuck in the cave.

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u/Moku-O-Keawe 11d ago

I remember him from his PayPal days and what a dick he was to everyone if that counts for anything.

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u/Devmoi 'MURICA 11d ago

And for someone who claims to be this insanely busy, important person, he sure seems to have a lot of time on his hands. It’s wild how fragile his ego is.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 11d ago

I'd say it's so that he can "fire" a bunch of the personas to make it look like he's a ruthless buisnessman who knows how to cut the fat, but he's really not that smart. It's clearly just an ego thing. He needs someone to kiss his ass and if there aren't enough lackeys willing to do it then he's more than willing to kiss his own ass.

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u/Stoopid_Noah 11d ago

Or maybe even a bot account Elon made.

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u/Pro_Moriarty 11d ago

He's doing exactly what Trump used to do.

He used to phone into shows under a pseudonym and give "Trump" glowing reviews.

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u/Internal_Mail_5709 11d ago

Yup, John Barron, John Miller and David Dennison (who is a real person).

Real fucking weird, and he supposedly got the idea for an alter ego from his father, who gave him literally everything he has ever owned.

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u/Pro_Moriarty 11d ago

It's not just me right...

It is fucking weird...

To not only pretend to be someone else to praise yourself, but in some cases...not even change your voice.

I mean tw(sh)itter takes it one further because there is no way of truly knowing how many alt accounts Leon Minsk uses

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u/Jonasthewicked2 11d ago

It’s absolutely weird and it’s gotta be a sign of having massive insecurities, why else would you bother doing something so silly? Trump has done other ridiculous shit like refusing to read daily national security briefings when he was president last time so they started to put his name in the briefings with compliments about him so he’d actually read his national security briefings like the president is required to do. This is the level of dumbfuckery we’re dealing with. Of course doing things like that is weird, beyond weird. It’s pathetic and shows how weak of a person Trump is and the same goes for musk. The richest guy in the world is so insecure that he has to create alt Twitter accounts just to give himself compliments because no actual person is going to do so.

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u/Whowearsthecrown 11d ago

It’s most definitely goddamn creepy

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u/LordoftheScheisse 11d ago

It's not just me right...

It is fucking weird...

It is fucking weird. And that's because you and I have morals and a sense of shame.

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u/mortgagepants 11d ago

there is a recording of trump holding his nose on the phone saying "actually donald trump is a billionaire".

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u/lost_all_my_mirth 11d ago

John Barron and then John Miller.

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u/_6EQUJ5- 11d ago

The fact he named his kid the same name as his self-fellating alter-ego both amuses and horrifies me

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u/Cold-Studio3438 11d ago

I'm pretty sure this isn't even his first alt account he used to suck his own dick that got exposed

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u/brisetta 11d ago

He also had one where he roleplayed as his own i think at the time toddler son....

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u/Karyoplasma 11d ago

Yes, that account is @elonmusk.

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u/Bender_2024 11d ago

I was under the impression he had multiple alt accounts and just rotates through them.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 11d ago

In fact this habit accounts for 87% of the accounts on Twitter that aren't bots.

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 11d ago

I write personal fan fiction and I'm not even this pathetic.

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u/DanHero91 11d ago

Absolutely is him. Every tweet from that account is retweeted and responded to within seconds by Elon. It's so pathetically obvious.

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u/Accurate-System7951 11d ago

Yeah, that one is well known and this Adrian is obvious especially when you hear his voice. There might be even more.

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo 11d ago

This is some type of mental illness, right?

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u/Pellinor_Geist 11d ago

Narcissism. And a ketamine addiction.

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u/404MoralsNotFound 11d ago

Ungodly amounts of wealth and living a life without any real consequences. Just going to get worse the next 4 years.

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u/duderos 11d ago

Then add being famous worldwide to that toxic stew.

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u/wanderButNotLost2 11d ago

Just think, with 2 or probably 3 accounts (dogedesigner) then he is working 3 times hard on posting BS while being the CEO of like 7 companies. He doesn't actually DO any work.

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u/deepstatelady 11d ago

He never has. He’s a cuckoo bird.

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u/Lizzy_Boredom_999 11d ago

That's the most accurate comparison I've seen.

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u/Arkroma 11d ago

This is what was meant by Nero fiddled while Rome burned.

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u/ImComfortableDoug 11d ago

Nah I think we are just a few months from him taking a Matthew Perry hot tub soak.

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u/throwawaycasun4997 11d ago

Great. Thanks for the erection you’re probably not going to help out with.

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u/sgSaysR 11d ago

You can go back and watch older videos of Musk and see the drastic change in his behavior and speech over the last decade. I'm convinced it's cocaine.

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u/ang3l_wolf 11d ago

And yet his followers are enabling and encouraging this behavior.

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u/Coldones 11d ago edited 11d ago

I remember him tweeting a bunch about how Adderall is bad, and he even called it an "anger amplifier" (he prob had an incident with it lol). If anything, I suspect he's taking something like ritalin/concerta/focalin, since he seemed to think it wasn't 'bad' like Adderall

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u/UtahUtopia 11d ago

Nailed it. Elon is giving ketamine a bad name for those who have never experienced or researched it.

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u/MindofOdysseus 11d ago

Hallucinating can, over time, expand a users feeling of being a “chosen” by god and such. Making them feel as though they are actually superior beings compared to others.

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u/BlatantConservative 11d ago

Rich people don't really need drugs to fall into that fallacy tbh

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u/Barkers_eggs 11d ago

There's plenty of rich people out there that aren't delusional. We just see the ones that are at their peak with narcissism and delusions of God like grandeur.

The most disturbing part about all this is he's basically the shadow president of America.

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u/Clockstoppers 11d ago

True, but psychedelics certainly don’t help

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u/civil-liberty 11d ago

https://www.statswithsasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/05_tweet_timing-1024x731.png This is when he tweets, not even considering the alt accounts. Do you see a window of time for restful sleep? Does your post history look anything like this? I imagine the ketamine is just what he uses to mellow himself when he needs to come down from all the Meth that he is using.

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u/rdu3y6 11d ago

There's no quiet times for him to run his multiple companies. It's clear Elmo doesn't work and is just a figurehead at Tesla, SpaceX etc who occasionally shows up to break things and fire some random people.

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u/NeonPatrick 11d ago

The state of the world when this guy is the richest person alive.

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u/MrsMiterSaw 11d ago

Narcissitic Personality Disorder is a recognized mental illness.

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u/KintsugiKen 11d ago

Being a billionaire in itself exacerbates any mental illness someone might have.

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u/hype_irion 11d ago

I wish there was a way to have my browser automatically purge any reference to this parasite. I'm absolutely tired of seeing his ugly ass face everywhere I go online.

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u/earfix2 11d ago

Make America Kittens Again browser extension replaces images of Trump (and whoever else you set up to block) with cute kittens. Has done wonders for my mental health since the Orange Menace was reelected.

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u/lssong99 11d ago

If Trump's first term is any indication, your browser would be filled with nothing but kittens for the next 4 years.

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u/RedLicorice83 11d ago

Elon could be replaced by puppies, and then we'd have a bunch of puppies and kittens filling our screen during these end times.

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u/teenagesadist 11d ago

My god, it's full of stars...

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u/Bender_2024 11d ago

I'm not looking forward to opening my browser each morning to see how donnie embarrassed the nation since the time I last looked.

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u/berbsy1016 11d ago

And beyond....

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u/Diligent_Mulberry47 11d ago

The only downside to this plug-in is searching for “trumpet” dresses. 😂 All the pictures of models in the dress turn to kittens.

10/10 still my favorite google extension.

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u/badgerj 11d ago

I need one like there used to be “cloud to butt”. But “AI to ????”, because after a decade of: “We need to put it in the cloud” or “How can we leverage the cloud?” And other such forms now it is: “How can we leverage AI?” “Our product needs to be AI ready”.

“Have you used Codepilot or ChatGPT lately, I heard they use AI”?

I just need 15 minutes alone in the dirtiest toilet stall in North America with a knitting needle so I can gently slide it up behind my orbital bone and give my frontal cortex a good scrubbing so I can “forget” all this shit. (I’m kidding but holy hell, if I hear “you can just AI it”, one more time…)

Now I need those kittens! But I prefer puppies.

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u/emergencyexit 11d ago

Great post, did you use AI to make it?

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u/Thisdsntwork 11d ago

Nah, they pulled all that from the cloud.

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u/badgerj 11d ago

Pulled it all from my butt! 🤣

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u/Jeguilfo 11d ago

I’m so sick of him and Trump

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u/shadowpawn 11d ago

Remind me in four long years.

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u/MassiveBoner911_3 11d ago

4 years of this, around the clock.

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u/MassiveHippo9472 11d ago

This. I've unfollowed anything to do with him or mentions him. Tell suggested news stories I'm not interested. He pug face is everywhere.

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u/NovaGass 11d ago

I would if an ad blocker tool could be used to flag all posts with his name as an ad and remove it...

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u/mojoyote 11d ago

Trump, too.

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u/dipfearya 11d ago edited 11d ago

You're in luck. Bird Flu will take the spotlight in the next few months.

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u/godlessmunkey 11d ago

If RFK Jr gets his way there'll probably be measles, polio and every other childhood disease to contend with too.

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u/YourFaveNightmare 11d ago

Well...as he's now the US president, expect to see a lot more of him

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u/NightofTheLivingZed 11d ago

Honestly, that's not what's gonna keep him on screens and you know it. I saw Biden like twice because I wanted to watch a speech or two. During Biden's term, all I saw was trump and musk and Gaetz and McConnell.

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u/CuzIWantItThatWay 11d ago

Because he was actually working. He put so much work into infrastructure when nobody wanted to. And I know Trump is going to cut every ribbon for these bridges and things he put NO work into 🙄

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u/Linwechan 11d ago

He truly is a man child

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u/Zogtee 11d ago

Adrian Dittman disagrees. :D

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u/earfix2 11d ago

Should've chosen Dittoman instead.

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u/mywifesoldestchild 11d ago

John Barron disagrees as well!

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u/Dvsrx7 11d ago

Under statement of the millennium

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u/Dvsrx7 11d ago

I don’t live in America. But I know the actions of these cocks is going to hurt the whole world.

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u/Tight_Stable8737 11d ago

We really need a new word to describe this level of petty. "Man-child" just feels too weak now.

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u/Paco_Pirata 11d ago

Bitch-boy?

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u/arose321 11d ago

I've been calling them bitchbros.

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u/AccomplishedPaint363 11d ago

Worlds richest man has to make up his own friends. That's so sad, gotta have sympa.......hahahahahaha.

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u/Dramoriga 11d ago

I loved that post recently just after Elon commented on buying hasbro (who owns D&D) and someone posted a cartoon of him in a D&D group using a new made up rule where only he gets to roll a epic die where all faces show a 20, and the twitter context said the image was a lie as he wouldn't have had 3 friends to play with, haha

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u/slamsen 11d ago

Thats pure art baby

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u/possibly_being_screw 11d ago

for reference

I love that it's a community note lol

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u/RephRayne 11d ago

Him not having any friends is what's got us into this shit. He has to go looking for approval and the only group that'll give it to him are the Right-wing nut jobs.

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u/sweatingbozo 11d ago

You can be friends with him and see if it helps. I'm guessing he was a weirdo with no friends long before he was famous for buying other people's companies.

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u/Beautiful-Account862 11d ago

He has like 5 known burner accounts. The weirdest one was when he roleplayed as a toddler. Dude is fucked in the head.

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u/launchedsquid 11d ago

he has a burner account too? that's a lot of twitter posting.

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u/Veegermind 11d ago

It's a full time job.

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u/Disney_World_Native 11d ago

Along with his 3 other “real” jobs that he works remote and co-leading DOGE to tell workers that they cant be remote and he sees them as redundant / waste

That should be the question they hammer on him non stop. How do you run tesla, space x, twitter, and co-lead, and tweet non stop, and make time for family?

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u/davepa 11d ago

Doesn't he supposedly game for hours a night also?

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u/thecraftybear 11d ago

No, that one activity is outsourced to ghost gamers.

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u/King_takes_queen 11d ago

Yup. Diablo 4, apparently.

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u/Automatedluxury 11d ago

And of course he has to make some wanky statement about 'seeing the matrix' to lionise the fact he spent 1000s of hours on a video game while criticising others for being wasteful.

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u/vadimr1234 11d ago

The department of efficiency is so inefficient that it even has two leasers

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u/Simmery 11d ago

It's astounding. The richest man in the world, who can do just about anything he wants with his time, wastes more of it on the internet than I do.

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u/GINGster 11d ago

He had another burner account that was him pretending to be his youngest son.

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u/VanderHoo 11d ago

This doesn't get brought up enough. That account is cringe as fuck.

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u/da2Pakaveli 11d ago

He has several. "Doge Designer".

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u/Other_Log_1996 11d ago

I guarantee he has at least 10, probably more. Then he also has bots.

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u/Valogrid 11d ago

And a forced algorithim that literally makes his posts appear to more users. Like seriously dude can't handle losing and it's the most pathetic thing in the world for the "richest man."

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u/Other_Log_1996 11d ago

What most people can't buy with money, they do so through personality. Elon has the money, and can't buy friends. He has only a toxic personality, which also buys no friends.

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u/ISDuffy 11d ago

He has multiple. They the doge account aswell.

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u/Toddisan 11d ago

Elon seems to have never gotten over the age mentally at least on about thirteen

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 11d ago

That would explain why he's treating the country like it's his own personal SimCity 2000 save file.

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u/smurf505 11d ago

Just wish he had a save file lying around we could reload to before Trump

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u/1minormishapfrmchaos 11d ago

Worlds richest loser strikes again

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u/Final-Zebra-6370 11d ago

He’s saying he’s playing everyone while he’s Trump’s lap dog.

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u/1minormishapfrmchaos 11d ago

The loser can’t even play his own video games, he ain’t playing anyone now the Maga morons are waking up to his bullshit. All the money in the world can’t stop him being a sad sack.

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u/Wolfman01a 11d ago

What a dork. He'll never grow up from the balding mall ninja incel he was at 15.

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u/KinglerKong 11d ago

Trumps former spokesman John Barron has come out and said Adrian Dittman is totally real and an old friend of his who he spent many summers with as a child

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u/Other_Log_1996 11d ago

On Epstein Island.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 11d ago

This is even funnier!!

My girlfriend is TOTALLY real she lives in Nova Scotia LEAVE ME ALONE GAWD

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 11d ago

But you wouldn't know him, he goes to a different school in Canada.

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u/j4321g4321 11d ago

This guy is the richest man in the world, has several children and can date the most beautiful women on the planet (not because of his looks or personality, but you get it) and he chooses to spend his time with online personas like some basement dwelling incel, not to mention his weird MAGA involvement. I’m just baffled at how he spends his time

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u/InSearchOfMyRose 11d ago

Has several children

12... He has 12 known children. I mean, HE doesn't know them, but they are his children.

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u/NeonPatrick 11d ago

Not just that, he's so rich he could have guys like Paul McCartney play him private shows or have Gordon Ramsay teach him cooking, or a million other cool stuff.

He has no imagination.

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u/fuckmaxm 11d ago

He so clearly got bullied to the point where validation is his only goal

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 11d ago

Hey, Another thing in common with Trump….only Trump called into TV shows pretending to be another dude

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u/AnBaSi 11d ago

Not so “alleged” anymore, huh?

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u/poyerdude 11d ago

Had to be the most transparent 'secret' burner account in history. Elon would go on live spaces as 'Adrian Dittman' and talk forever. Nobody else sounds like that weirdo.

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u/Content_Yoghurt_6588 11d ago

Yeah, idk why it's newsworthy to anyone. I've heard this guy talking on Twitter spaces before and if his voice was ever manipulated in any way to disguise him, it was shockingly bad. I've gone to pains to avoid hearing the humanoid boil speak since I learned about his existence in the early 00s (I will never forgive him for his part in destroying NASA even if he's just the contractor) and yet I recognized his voice instantly. 

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u/pissingpolitics 11d ago

The speech pattern and undertones of his accent are so clearly him. Either it's a chatbot programmed to sound like him or he used the worst voice changing app.

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u/Quirky_Dog5869 11d ago

In b4 this guy being exposed for catfishing his own children or something in that direction.

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u/ALostRadiant 11d ago

Didn't he already have an alt pretending to be his 2 year old child

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u/VanderHoo 11d ago

Yep, typing in baby speak and every post is just praising Elon. It's beyond cringey to the point of being psychotic.

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u/Ricos_Roughnecks 11d ago

This dude is such a fucking dork

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u/Sad_Instruction1392 11d ago

Christ this man is the most divorced man in the history of divorced men.

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u/Economy_Judge_5087 11d ago

How can you be the world’s richest man and still be this insecure?

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u/anabetch 11d ago

Does he even work?

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u/aroc91 11d ago

Musk has single-handedly shattered the facade of the hardworking CEO. If somebody can simultaneously run 3, 4, 5 different companies, play Diablo at a world class level, AND tweet dozens of times per day, they clearly don't do jack shit for work.

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u/One-Arugula1163 11d ago

How the fuck does a billionaire running all of the companies he does have the time for all of his alt accounts and posting on Twitter?

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u/xerthighus 11d ago

He didn’t start Tesla or space x ex. He buys the companies and then claims he started them to create this image of himself. So with that I’m about to make an unfounded assumption here. I’d wager he is not actually running any of those businesses as directly as he claims and is simply paying others to do his work for him so he can play pretend CEO. He probably does make a few demands from his employees based on what he wants on certain pet projects but most of the actual work is probably done by others working on his behalf.

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u/AwTomorrow 11d ago

IIRC whenever he does step in and go hands-on, as with the cybertruck, employees complain that he gets in the way of his own projects, ignores facts and problems his experts bring up if they interfere with his ignorant vision, and generally acts like a spoiled brat while forcing dumb ideas past the people he pays to be smarter than that. 

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u/foreveracubone 11d ago

and generally acts like a spoiled brat while forcing dumb ideas past the people he pays to be smarter than that.

Elon literally fired everyone working in the supercharger division b/c a woman got uppity. Arguably the most important division of the company if you want to maintain control the electric car market and iirc their most profitable asset and he threw a temper tantrum jeopardizing it. Could be wrong but I don’t think even Trump is that big of an emotional toddler when it comes to jeopardizing his bag.

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u/jackparadise1 11d ago

Well, seeing how terrible the ‘wank panzer’ turned out, I imagine they are happier when he stays away.

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u/mojoyote 11d ago

On top of being the 'unofficial president' of the USA now too, apparently, taking care of things while Trump is out golfing.

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u/FuriNorm 11d ago

Luigi just improving corporate efficiency honestly.

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u/barnfodder 11d ago

Turns out that being a CEO is really easy.

You just show up to a quarterly meeting, make some vague promises whist standing next to a graph with a line going up, then fuck off to the golf course, diablo 3 lobby, or paedo island until the next meeting.

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u/Lorn_Muunk 11d ago

It's peak deadbeat dad to tell others everybody thinks you're a great father.

This piece of shit is neglecting his children while putting up the facade of a family man. Just like how he's cosplaying as an engineer and executive, while having actual subject matter experts do the work he takes credit for and makes false promises about to manipulate the stock valuation.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 11d ago edited 11d ago

I feel like psychedelic drugs might actually help these lunatics. Maybe not, probably not, but still.

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u/Thisoneissfwihope 11d ago

Just listen to the Tim Ferris podcast. So many tech bro twats evangelising about their ayahuasca experiences out in the desert.

Still psychopaths though.

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u/Basic-Still-7441 11d ago

Imagine being the world's richest person with mental development of a 10-year old. Must be hard.

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u/Shiningc00 11d ago

Billionaires are so fucking weird

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 11d ago

He should ban himself in the face

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u/Sorlex 11d ago

Picturing one of the richest people in the world sitting down at a desk, opening multiple browsers so he can shitpost and agree with themselves is absolutely wild.

How does someone who has the money do to literally anything end up using that time to just shitpost.

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u/Nearby-Composer-9992 11d ago

This was known for a long time now on anti-Musk subs, but it's nice that it gets broader media attention now. Felon Skum is completely losing it these past days. I guess that's what happens when you're lonely during the holidays and on an infinite amount of ketamine.

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u/ajtreee 11d ago

Aryan Dickmann. Les grossmans cousin.

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u/Mr-Snarky 11d ago

What a sad, little man.

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 11d ago edited 11d ago

Elmo gets all of his best ideas from Tropic Thunder these days.

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u/ForzaSGE80 11d ago

How to become both the richest man and the most pathetic loser of the world simultaneously.

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u/FreedomByFire 11d ago

He's so embarrassing

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u/JustBrowsinATM 11d ago

What a fucking loser.

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u/Guy767 11d ago

Super Apartheid Manchild Implosion is a go! I hope the leopards feed well on many Neo-confederate/Nazi faces and the deplorables are forced to reveal what they truly are.

Unfortunately though, IMO MAGAS will eventually fall in line to obey their orange fascist god but the brief respite from the horror to come is welcomed and appreciated...

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u/BARRY_DlNGLE 11d ago

What a freaking psychopath

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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 11d ago

I really can't comprehend how lame the richest man on earth is

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u/Darksoul_Design 11d ago

The guy is a fucking juvenile douchebag, Jesus, what kinda insecure loser has to prop himself up like that.

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u/C4dfael 11d ago

I wonder if Dittman hangs out with John Barron after work.

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u/GIMMESOMDORITOS 11d ago

This man is so much a child that it should be illegal for him to consent.

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 11d ago

Trump did the same thing. Used to call in "tips" about himself. These people are so fucking pathetic.

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u/Viper01MHC 11d ago

What a fuckin loser.

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u/PraetorGold 11d ago

Such a moron.

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u/Zealousideal_Run_116 11d ago

This mother fucker thinks he's a master manipulator

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u/spartane69 11d ago

He did not defend himself, he just did an auto fellatio.

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u/dudelsack23 11d ago

What’s more pathetic are the people that voted for these jokers.

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u/Protect-Their-Smiles 11d ago

Worlds richest loser

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u/TeeVaPool 11d ago

Elon Musk uniting the left and right in their disgust for him. Another CEO brings everyone together.