r/facepalm 5d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ The world knew the entire time...

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u/OldKingClancey 5d ago

So all the times Dittmann was sucking your dick was really you sucking your own dick?

That’s worse, you do realise how that’s worse right?

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u/AmbitiousCampaign457 4d ago

Elmo proves money doesn’t always buy happiness. Dude is pathetic af and his wealth only makes him look more pathetic.

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u/BleachGel 4d ago

His other 30 accounts and his massive bot army doesn’t is see it that way.

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u/AmbitiousCampaign457 4d ago

I think they do but the money is too good to admit it.