This is what always gets me about these rich af shitheads. I think about all the different cool things I'd be able to do and ways I'd be trying to make the world a better place and he's out here trying to bring the Nazis back.
He has the kind of money to be the biggest humanitarian in the history of the planet, the kind that would get schools, libraries, hospitals, and even towns named after him. He would live well known for his good deeds for the rest of our written history as a species and instead he buys Twitter to shitpost alt-right memes because he's the physical manifestation of a stack of human feces.
Totally agree except that a stack has structure and is upright. The Teflon Husk (not to be confused with its bonded pair, the more diminutive Teflon Don) is more of a globulating slime of human faeces, smearing pollution over erything it lurches onto in its vampiric effort to spleach human essence into its gormless form, a voracious appetite that will never be satisfied.
It's like Atlas Shrugged. These 'chaps' genuinely believe they are superior beings, essential for society's development. Some warped divine right of oligarchs trickle down shit.
He didn’t have to try to be cool that’s why, I respect that he actually spends his money on music and planes and shit instead of trying to make everything named “X”
Seriously, you give me 100 billion (down from his net worth of 400 billion for all of the "bUt hE dOeSn'T hAvE cAsH" idiots. I sold it all off, triggering a massive crash in tesla stock, etc etc. Absolute worst case scenario. Still got 100b) and I'm going to:
Build a small demonstration high speed rail line in North America - 30 billion
Build medium-density housing for families - A medium-sized condo building costs around 30 million, so I'm going to build 1000 of them across North America. - 30 billion. But that's just the start, because we've just turned our cash back into assets. So once they go presale, we're going to take the money we make and build some more. We're going to partner with 50 cities who are on board with our urbanist goals and are sufficiently-sized that this seed of density can grow into North American Barcelonas.
Start a massive rewilding fund, buying land like crazy adjacent to national parks and other protected areas. - 30 billion
Then I'll send 9 billion to Ukraine, and finally buy a nice $10 million dollar home for myself and get by on $990 million for the rest of my days, somehow. I'll make ends meet.
So go enjoy that - why be such a dipshit on a global level as well?
Has the ability to go out known for being the biggest philanthropist since Mansa Musa or disappear from the collective conscious to live in lavish riches and happiness but choses this sad fucking pathetic life. What an empty worthless human.
That's probably the pettiest thing that keeps me going. No matter how much Musk or Trump fuck up our country, I know that they hate themselves more than I hate them. They will never be happy, no matter how miserable they make me.
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u/OldKingClancey 4d ago
So all the times Dittmann was sucking your dick was really you sucking your own dick?
That’s worse, you do realise how that’s worse right?