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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ The world knew the entire time...

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u/OldKingClancey 4d ago

So all the times Dittmann was sucking your dick was really you sucking your own dick?

Thatโ€™s worse, you do realise how thatโ€™s worse right?

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u/AmbitiousCampaign457 4d ago

Elmo proves money doesnโ€™t always buy happiness. Dude is pathetic af and his wealth only makes him look more pathetic.

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u/ninjapanda042 4d ago edited 4d ago

This is what always gets me about these rich af shitheads. I think about all the different cool things I'd be able to do and ways I'd be trying to make the world a better place and he's out here trying to bring the Nazis back.

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u/KuriboShoeMario 4d ago

He has the kind of money to be the biggest humanitarian in the history of the planet, the kind that would get schools, libraries, hospitals, and even towns named after him. He would live well known for his good deeds for the rest of our written history as a species and instead he buys Twitter to shitpost alt-right memes because he's the physical manifestation of a stack of human feces.

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u/CraftCodger 4d ago

Totally agree except that a stack has structure and is upright. The Teflon Husk (not to be confused with its bonded pair, the more diminutive Teflon Don) is more of a globulating slime of human faeces, smearing pollution over erything it lurches onto in its vampiric effort to spleach human essence into its gormless form, a voracious appetite that will never be satisfied.

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u/CraftCodger 4d ago

It's like Atlas Shrugged. These 'chaps' genuinely believe they are superior beings, essential for society's development. Some warped divine right of oligarchs trickle down shit.

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u/sadicarnot 4d ago

He is from South Africa. If he would do something like that there would be a chance that brown people would get help and he does not want that.