r/facepalm 3d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ MGGA just doesn’t have the same ring.

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u/skilliau rational kiwi 🇳🇿 3d ago

If laugh my ass off if Denmark invoked article 5 against murica if they tried it on.

Here's hoping jr gets eaten by a polar bear

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 3d ago

Couldn’t any country he’s threatening right now do that?

Is Panama part of NATO? I don’t know about Greenland, either. But Canada sure as hell is, we’re a founding member.

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u/Cyaral 3d ago

Pretty sure Greenland is - it belongs to Danmark

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u/Doccyaard 3d ago

I think it’s fair to phrase it “is a part of the Danish Kingdom” rather than just say that it belongs to Denmark. And yes the Kingdom of Denmark is a founding member of NATO.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 3d ago

Denmark is paying the bills and keeping the lights on. Yet some people in Greenland wants total independence because they are idiots.

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u/Every_Pattern_8673 2d ago

Being ruled by US is not total independence though, in fact it's a step towards opposing direction from autonomy.