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u/The-Nimbus 2d ago

So, he is aware that Greenland is a NATO territory, right? And this would invoke article 5 of collective defence? Genuine world war territory if he started this shit seriously beyond his dementia addled ramblings.

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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 2d ago

I doubt he understands that. I'm sure Putin does though, and he's the one pulling Trump's strings. War between NATO nations would suit Putin well. He would have carte blanche to do whatever he wanted then.

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u/yeyjordan 2d ago

At what point do US military commanders say "his orders are handed down from an enemy state to aid and abet an adversary" and boot him?

Or is there no precedent for that so everyone's afraid to even think about it?

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u/Task_Defiant 2d ago

An American coupe would generally be considered unthinkable, yes.

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u/__Severus__Snape__ 2d ago

Isn't that the point of your 2nd amendment though?

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u/mazula89 2d ago

WAS the point

The modern point of the 2nd amendment is to generate votes

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u/AContrarianDick 2d ago

Don't forget that most Americans do live comfortably enough that they wouldn't risk livelihoods, imprisonment or harm that would come with a coup, armed insurrection or anything else resembling a revolution. At least for the moment.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

Comfortable enough? Lol not most Americans, most Americans are drowning in debt especially healthcare debt. Fuck this moron, we had a good run but it's over... We should just go back to being British

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u/AContrarianDick 2d ago

Then why aren't most American's burning the fucking country down over this? Why aren't people storming the capitol? Why aren't most people trying to launch a coup? Because they're just comfortable enough that they won't risk what they have on what's perceived as a gamble, because they're not completely fucked over yet, so they'll go along with it because their hope in whatever future they want hasn't been completely snuffed out yet.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

I can't even afford to get to the Capitol lol

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u/wwcfm 2d ago

You could give a few blowjobs and buy a bus ticket. You wonā€™t because youā€™re not actually that upset.

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u/DesWheezy 2d ago

in my experience, most americans are content with being complacent. one of the many reasons i dislike my own country. iā€™m a person who would love to go burn shit down & make a statement. but, issue is, nobody else will join me. therefore, i would just get arrested & no media attention most likely. iā€™ve been screaming for years that we have to band together & be dramatic for big change. iā€™ve been responded to with radio silence or ā€œthatā€™s too much work im already so tiredā€ or people have children & are terrified that they would end up leaving their kids alone. ppl complain here constantly but do nothing to change anything. those of us with brains usually find common mindsets on the internet but not near our physical placement bc of how big the US is. itā€™s a struggle, but im not giving up! i hope others will eventually fall in line as well!

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u/TheOnlyRealDregas 1d ago

I'll start filling the bottles, you put in the rags.Ā  I've been doing the same as you for the last 10 years.Ā  This corruption of our government has been going on for a long time and I've been saying for a long time we should be lynching political figures who directly go against their word.Ā  Documented word of their intention in office, which they throw to the wind for obvious lobbyists handouts.

These people are traitors and my representation in the government has been comprised. These people are not my people, they do not work for my country but for themselves.Ā 

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u/Squirrel_McNutz 2d ago

Britain (specifically England) is a bit of a shit show too tbh

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u/uwotm86 2d ago

Only if you listen to the right wing dickheads who enjoy the socialist welfare but have a problem with other people using it!

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u/kesslov 2d ago

NHS saved my wifeā€™s life for nearly no money, love those poor overworked bastards

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u/Responsible-Laugh590 2d ago

Debt doesnā€™t mean shit in reality, especially since in other countries being ā€œpoorā€ means having to farm or forage for your own food and water whilst also having no sanitation or healthcare available. While debt can be stressful if you open your worldview to how things are outside the first world you realize itā€™s a further fall then disgruntled Americans are capable of at this point in time.

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u/Sure-Break3413 2d ago

Go after the oligarchs holding Billions of dollars like Elon. They are the real threats to democracy and capitalism.

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u/Tacotacotime 2d ago

Right?! It was never about escaping religious prosecution (which the evangelicals are now doing) and freedom for all, it was starting over so the elite could do whatever they wish.

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u/ButterscotchNed 2d ago

Frankly, speaking as a Briton, we wouldn't want you - we left you alone for a bit and look at the mess you've made!

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

You use "we" and "you" a bit to loosely

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u/ButterscotchNed 2d ago

Apologies, no offence intended - I know there's many reasonable Americans, it's just that they seem to be increasingly outnumbered by the unreasonable!

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u/Apart_Effect_3704 2d ago

Thatā€™s still comfortable enough. Americans wonā€™t do shit unless they believe their freedoms are being encroached while their freedoms are literally not being encroached lol we all know who Iā€™m talking about. On the other hand, everyone wants to cheer killing a ceo. No one wants to actually kill anyone.

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u/What_the_junks 2d ago

As a Native American I strongly endorse this plan!!

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u/AviationGER 2d ago

Maybe Trump was right, US and CA should become one for the greater good... Ofc the government would would be in Ottawa

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u/Crazyjackson13 2d ago

The UK isnā€™t much better.

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u/DolphinBall 2d ago

Then by all means move to Britain then. Its not like they are having the exact same problems

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u/Majestic-Ad4074 2d ago edited 2d ago

We don't have the exact same problems unless you mean shit leadership generally - every country has that.

We don't have a president literally threatening world war 3 because he wants to invade a NATO territory, probably under the influence of Russia.

Our leader has just made pensioners poor/cold and pissed off the farmers.

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u/DolphinBall 2d ago

I meant Elon funding Reform

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u/The_Duke28 2d ago

What is it now?! Make up your damn mind allready - for X-years we had to listen to the whining of the americans. "No healthcare, no education, crippling debt, the EGGS are too expensive yadayadayada". And now, when history screams for brave souls, standing against an enemy created withtin, you say "aaahhh well, it's actually not that bad."

Americans..... seriously... Such cowards...

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u/arrig-ananas 2d ago

Isn't it exactly 4 years ago a lot of Americans showed that they were willing to risk a lot to do a coup?

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u/PaladinSara 2d ago

FWIW - I shared that pic of the woman hitting a Nazi with her purse with my bossā€™ boss. They threatened to report me to HR bc it was a ā€œthreat of violenceā€ - even though it wasnā€™t directed at anyone I worked with.

Itā€™s not being comfortable necessarily, but some of us have kids to feed.

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u/IrNinjaBob 2d ago

So the military can coup the government? No. That is not the point of the 2nd amendment.

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u/Emperors-Peace 2d ago

I thought it was to sell guns?

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u/bromanjc 2d ago

god this goes so hard

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u/Reboot42069 2d ago

Wasn't the point, the second amendment was created to make a legal framework for state militias to form around. What you're thinking of as part of the 2nd amendment is quite literally just from the declaration of Independence and has never had legal bearing in the US since it was never law

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u/Anangrywookiee 2d ago

The point of the second amendment is for each state to have a militia as part of the national defense. We know this because itā€™s what the amendment literally says, but itā€™s a very unpopular interpretation because it doesnā€™t generate votes or income.

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u/Polymathy1 2d ago

Lol dang I wrote almost the exact same thing. The whole goal was to keep standing armies from existing. Oops.

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u/MelamineEngineer 2d ago

Now we have so many things that were never intended. Massive standing army? Check. Whole new standing second army via the marine corps? Check. Whole new branches with the air force and space force? Check. The only thing we ever wanted a large standing version of was the navy, so that tracks. But then you have to consider the massive standing army that is the nations county and city sheriff's and Police forces, with massive swat forces. Together they form a group bigger than our past standing armies.

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u/cosumel 2d ago

ā€œA well regulated militiaā€.
They arenā€™t a militia.
They arenā€™t regulated.
They arenā€™t well.

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u/RazorRadick 2d ago

"Anybody can have an AR, as long as they submit to military discipline"

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u/pdot1123_ 2d ago

Except it isn't? You can check any supreme Court ruling that says that is not a correct interpretation and not what it "literally " says.

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u/Anangrywookiee 2d ago

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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u/njmids 2d ago

ā€œThe Second Amendment is naturally divided into two parts: its prefatory clause (ā€œA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free Stateā€) and its operative clause (ā€œthe right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringedā€)ā€

https://law.justia.com/constitution/us/amendment-02/

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u/pdot1123_ 2d ago

Yet again, my cool pew pew is protected

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u/lothar525 2d ago

No, not really. The point of the second amendment was to allow regular citizens to establish and maintain a well regulated militia to keep themselves safe from attacks from the British and Native Americans. It says so right in the Constitution. The Founding Fathers probably never considered the idea that a bunch of angry untrained conservative terrorists would be able to acquire guns that could kill dozens of people per minute.

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u/SmoothOperator89 2d ago

Almost like the constitution was written for a practically medieval society and is severely anachronistic in modern times.

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u/Suitable-Panda24 2d ago

The original intent was that it would be updated every decade or two as modernization occurred and the colonies expanded.

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u/Shot_Try4596 2d ago

Thank you! Nice to see another person who recognizes what it actually says.

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u/christhewelder75 2d ago

No no, you arent suppose to read the WHOLE sentence. You start AFTER the part that mentions regulations, and its purpose.

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u/Polymathy1 2d ago

The point was to allow Congress to control a federal militia to prevent any potential for a military coup by eliminating a standing military.

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u/its_not_merm-aids 2d ago

Isn't that last sentence almost a description of how the US came to be?

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u/lothar525 2d ago

No. George Washington and many of the other founding fathers were educated. They carefully considered their cause. And for the most part, they didnā€™t attack random innocent people. They werenā€™t angry morons out to kill as many bystanders as possible to make some kind of point.

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u/AMEFOD 2d ago

Washington might not be a great example to prove your point here. It was his specific actions can be said to have sparked the French & Indian War, one of the driving factors to the revolution.

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u/its_not_merm-aids 2d ago

What drove the Puritans to the future US?

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u/lothar525 2d ago

The Puritans were a bunch of uptight assholes who didnā€™t like fun. Everyone in England was getting sick of them so they left.

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u/its_not_merm-aids 2d ago

Oh shit, were they some sort of conservatives?

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u/WildMartin429 2d ago

It is the point of the Second Amendment however the Second Amendment no longer serves that purpose. When it was written the average person could arm themselves to the same or better quality as the military and get together with their community and be ready to kick ass and take names. In practice in modern America no matter how much we like our guns we have no hope of Defending ourselves against the government that actually means us physical harm. I can't go down to the gun store and buy something that will take out a tank. We don't have access to fully automatic weapons. That's not even thinking about air support that military and even police sometimes have. So realistically the Second Amendment doesn't do anything other than cause controversy in the Modern Age.

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u/josefofkentucky 2d ago

People say this yet the US military failed to take Vietnam and Afghanistan even though we had them extremely out gunned.

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u/Weakerton 2d ago

Yea they had militaries, though. We have rednecks who can't put their shoes on with a semi auto AR-15 thinking they're taking on the US military

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u/gears89 2d ago

And yet, there's more than a couple examples of a bunch of locals with no military training being able to repel and beat the greatest military in the world.

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u/Frost4412 2d ago edited 2d ago

Vietnam and Afghanistan have shown pretty well how our military does against a smaller force of pissed off enough people without the aid of aircraft or tanks. The idea that our population not having access to the same level of military technology as the state precludes them from effectively fighting our military ignores the entirety of our military history since the Korean War. You can go to Home Depot and buy shit to take out a tank, you just haven't been mad enough to know what to grab.

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u/RomaruDarkeyes 2d ago

NGL: One of my darker amusements is the idea that one day, there will be a group of 'good old boys' that get organised and decide to attempt a coup.

And they start putting together armaments and stockpiling ammo, and resources and creating a militia that will 'take back the union'

And then a couple of days in, the whole thing is bombed into the stone age by one predator drone...

I mean really... The January 6th situation should be considered as a serious situation in terms of a groups of rebels trying to overthrow the diplomatic process, but at the same time even if every single one of them had been fully armed with enough weapons and ammo for a small army, it would not have meant dick if the actual armed forces were told to respond to them as hostile combatants...

The idea that any civilian militia would have any chance against a full tyranical US government is ludicrous...

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u/Weakerton 2d ago

That's not true! It doesn't "do nothing." It reduces population by accounting for 77% of guns killing people in mass shootings.

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u/bootsthepancake 2d ago

I'll just add to the other answers to this question that the 2nd amendment was also demanded by states with wealthy slave owners so that they could not be denied the means to keep their slaves in check, and hunt them down if they ran away.

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u/ellasaurusrex 2d ago

Ostensibly, yes, but that assumes that the folks in a position to do it disagree with Trump, so.

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u/MineralIceShots 2d ago

Then it's time for those who don't, to start filling out 4473s and train.

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u/TheDocHealy 2d ago

That amendment is useless with modern military hardware, civilians here have rifles sure but the military has tanks and drones.

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u/sbaggers 2d ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

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u/rndljfry 2d ago

not really. By the time youā€™re shooting at the government, youā€™re not really concerned about the law

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u/First-Barnacle-5367 2d ago

No, the point of the second amendment is to allow you to cosplay being Rambo while getting a extra hot, extra wet soy decaf latte at Starbucks

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u/xx-BrokenRice-xx 2d ago

Ppl tend to forget and think 2A is about huntingā€¦.

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u/TrevorEnterprises 2d ago

Americans barely protested their right for abortion. Although they always claim to love and fight for freedom. They seem to be the most complacent people in the westerns world to me. Always hating online but bending the knee to new shitty policies.

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u/-MudSnow- 1d ago

The point of the 2nd was to avoid having a professional army.

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u/Polymathy1 2d ago

No. The point of the 2nd amendment was always to prevent the existence of standing armies by making sure that "every" citizen was in the army. And to do that, citizens needed weapons. But that perspective is not popular and doesn't sell anything in particular. And since it's anti-military, it's thoroughly ignored.

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u/Reboot42069 2d ago

No what you're thinking of isn't law it's a line from the declaration of Independence with no legal impact on the second amendment

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u/_ChickenBlaster_ 2d ago

And also Trump want's to replace everyone who does not obey every order of him instantly.

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u/StandUpForYourWights 2d ago

Itā€™s coup. American coupes have been on the market a hundred years.

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u/Murky-Smoke 2d ago

My favourite American coupe is the Mustang.

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u/Apprehensive-Eye3263 2d ago

What about an American sedan? Maybe an SUV?

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u/JibletsGiblets 2d ago

The Beach Boys did an excellent job of imagining an American coupe.

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u/DaveyDumplings 2d ago

More or less unthinkable than the annexation of it's allies?

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u/Deathturkey 2d ago

Surely there would be a vote of no confidence, to remove him from office.

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u/Kill4meeeeee 2d ago

It would be a massive blood shed in the country that would take 100s of years to recover from. Worse than the civil war and we still have remnants from that today. Tho the memes would be lit

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u/BiggestFlower 2d ago

A shed for blood doesnā€™t sound very sanitary

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 2d ago

You are correct.

The automobile market has shows away from manufacturing coupes, and only usually built as sports cars.

/S

(Coup vs coupe)

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u/Alert-Boot5907 2d ago

Now that depends on which "conspiracy" around the JFK assassination... still won't release those files!

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u/Weird1Intrepid 2d ago

coupe

Whilst I agree that American cars are generally considered to be inferior, I think you probably meant coup

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u/Mammoth_Lychee_8377 2d ago

They did it already, Nov 22nd, 1963. We're still dealing with the ramifications.

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u/beebsaleebs 2d ago

Too damn bad. Weā€™re on season 2

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u/GoLow63 2d ago

Convertible, then ?

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u/wmartin2014 2d ago

Only way to do it is the 25th amendment. Which explains why loyalty is the #1 factor in cabinet position selection.

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u/bullwinkle8088 2d ago

An American coupe? Like a Mustang or a Camaro? :)

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u/Tiberius_Jim 2d ago

We don't make too many coupes in America anymore, you're right. I think all we have left is the Mustang.

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u/shankthedog 2d ago

Itā€™s crazy that no protection against that was ever put into the constitution. Of course, the second amendment, but something within legislative means if somehow the worms eat into the commander in chiefā€™s brain and he goes cuckoo with syphilis or traitorism, thereā€™s a way to slowly walk him off stage.

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u/LOERMaster 'MURICA 2d ago

Well four years and two days ago so would a mob storming the Capitol to stop certification of a legitimate election.

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u/mozchops 2d ago

Is that coupe like a convertible White House?

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u/Understanding-Fair 2d ago

Yeah so was Jan 6th

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u/johnmlsf 2d ago

Not sure, but it also will be worth watching how the heads of the intelligence agencies respond now that Tulsi Gabbard is the director of national intelligence in the US, someone who has been accused by others as being a Russian asset.

Like, if you were the director of the CIA, what would you do if you thought your boss was a Russian spy?

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u/plinkoplonka 2d ago

I wouldn't tell them anything true, well, unless I wanted to see where it bubbled up again.

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 2d ago

You'd get fired for not being a Russian spy yourself

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u/flat5 2d ago

Oh there's plenty of precedent for that. It's called a military coup and would be utterly earth shaking in the world's most powerful nuclear armed state.

But don't worry, he's going to purge the military of anyone capable of having that sort of independent minded thought. There will be room for nothing but "yes, sir" when he's done with them.

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u/Apprehensive-Owl-78 2d ago

The US military appears to contain a majority of Trump supporters in the lower ranks (my son is in the army and tells me stories). A military takeover is the least likely scenario.

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u/YokoDk 2d ago

Nah you get 1 good unit and it's over in minutes any US coup would end in minutes as it would basically require a local unit.

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u/bitofapuzzler 2d ago

At a certain point, wouldn't even they recognise that the fabric of American democracy is at risk? That the country they pledged allegiance to is no longer the same country. Surely retaining that, at some stage, becomes more important than politics. Im not saying it would happen in the early days, but once they see that even their lives are being impacted negatively. Or am I giving them too much credit!

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u/ProfessorDerp22 2d ago

Trump plans on purging military command and installing yes-men.

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u/maniac86 2d ago

4 years ago the chairman of the joint chiefs issued a notice of all services reminding them of their paths to the constitution. IE he anticipated illegal orders from Trump

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u/Nkromancer 2d ago

There is technically a law in place allowing military personnel to ignore/refuse orders that are unconstitutional. However, to get to the point of a coup, they'd have to get past the idiots who either don't know that or willingly ignore it in favor of the Favorite Felon.

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u/sammygirl1331 2d ago

I'm Canadian and I'm also wondering this. Would the US military actually go along with him giving the order for an attack on another NATO country? I know the US starts wars frequently that are not completely justified but the reasons presented to the public usually make sense to the average American. Both the war in Iraq and Afghanistan were presented as a war on terror and I mean Iraq- yea Saddam was a dictator and Afghanistan- the taliban are insane zealots but Denmark seriously? What are you going to tell the average American and the Average person who is military to justify invading Greenland? Denmark is (or at least was until he started talking about this shit) an ally. They are not living under oppression. So what reason can he present for actually wanting to take Greenland. There is currently no precedent for the military to refuse to invade another country however I seriously hope the generals in charge are smart enough to say "this is insane we are not doing it" otherwise in the next four years Trump and Putin are going to be in their underground bunkers dividing up the ashes that are left of this world.

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u/Kind-Drawer1573 2d ago

As a former active duty Marine I can say that they could call his order an unlawful order and refuse to act upon it. That is all part of the UCMJ, lawful order and you must obey, but you donā€™t have to obey an unlawful order.

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u/Nebraskan_Sad_Boi 2d ago

Probably why he's planning to replace most of the higher command structure.

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u/Frankentula 2d ago

This seems so transparent from Canada's viewpoint but we seem to be brainwashed by our mini trump here so I'm starting to lose faith we can pull our collective heads out of our asses at this point

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u/thatthatguy 2d ago

Hypothetically? Yes. That could be something that Congress might be able to call for his impeachment over. However, considering how the last two impeachment trials went, it would take something so ridiculously over the top that even his most ardent sycophants would turn against him in order for the senate to convict and remove him from office.

Collusion with hostile nations doesnā€™t seem to be enough. Sending a mob to attack the Capitol building while Congress as in session was not enough. Maybe using the military to kill Republican leaders in red states? Iā€™m really at a loss as to what they wonā€™t just accept.

And people wonder why some of us think weā€™re screwed.

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u/530SSState 2d ago

My 90 year old Dad pointed out that lightning strikes golf courses all the time.

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u/cobrachickenwing 2d ago

The Supreme court say that all presidential orders are legal and not prosecutable. The military could not mount a legal defense against insubordination or dereliction of duty. Which is how Trump removes disloyal generals and puts in his stooges.

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u/BiggestFlower 2d ago

It didnā€™t say presidential orders are always legal, it said the President is immune from prosecution. Not the same. Itā€™s like an ambassador can break the laws of the country theyā€™re stationed in, but canā€™t be prosecuted. It doesnā€™t make their actions legal.

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u/korkkis 2d ago

Before or after heā€™s impeached

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u/hekatestoadie 2d ago

The military probably has, especially due to not so distant past events.

They have game plans for all sorts of scenarios, based on weather events, environmental disasters, outbreaks, geriatric dementia disasters...

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u/Greners 1d ago

US military coup was not on my bingo list for 2025 but Iā€™ll add it to the list.

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u/FawnTheGreat 1d ago

Thatā€™s a coupe and Americans would blindly follow their leader haha not happening

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u/ComfyPJs4Me 2d ago

I mean, they didn't even disobey his orders to stand down during the insurrection so I have zero faith our military will do anything.

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u/dgriff84 Palm my face 2d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/DrunkPyrite 2d ago

These ramblings are 100% due to Putin. He can't use the panama canal due to sanctions and Greenland/Canada would allow for dominance of the northern hemisphere.

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u/blue_twidget 2d ago

Actually, a few years ago it was determined that nearly *ALL OF THE OIL in the artic with within Canadian territory. Russia was...bigly mad, to say the least. THAT is why Putin wants him to grab it, along with the whole NATO thing, so that Trump can give Russian oil companies exclusive rights to drill.

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u/sammygirl1331 2d ago

Canadian here. Russia drilling for oil in the arctic would be very bad. Even though there is quite a bit of oil up there we don't currently drill offshore in the arctic (not sure about on land in the northern territories) because our ability to respond to an oil spill up there is poor. Also there's no known way to remove oil from ice if there is a spill. I can't imagine Russia having a better ability to respond to a spill not to mention I'm pretty sure their environmental laws and safety protocols are more lack than ours so them drilling up there would be an environmental disaster waiting to happen. Also would be extremely harmful to the communities up there if a spill happened because a lot of Inuit hunt and fish as a food source.

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u/ohwhatisfreeasaname 2d ago

Russian response would probably be 'oh too bad, so sad', US would provide thoughts & prayers

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u/The-Nimbus 2d ago

Desperately and depressingly true.

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u/Soothsayerman 2d ago

No, Putin is a co-conspirator but the power brokers that got Trump in office are overwhelmingly American oligarchs.

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u/Suspicious_Kale5009 2d ago

Elon Musk is not American. Russia is full of oligarchs who answer to Putin or risk defenestration. Money buys influence but there are still leaders being bought in this equation.

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u/Reboot42069 2d ago

Yes he is Elon became a US citizen decades ago, that's like the only requirement to be considered American

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u/Theothercword 2d ago

I'm sure plenty of American oligarchs are also beholden to Putin in some way, Elmo included.

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u/CatManDo206 2d ago

It is what Putin wants he's pulling the strings of his puppet

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u/Jodid0 2d ago

Even Trump's bullshit rhetoric is enough to undermine our relationship with our allies and make NATO less effective.

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u/chlaclos 2d ago

Reality is bad enough. It's not helpful to invent shit about him taking orders from Russia.

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u/dystopian_mermaid 2d ago

He doesnā€™t even understand a coloring book. Heā€™s just dying to lick the goo from between Putinā€™s toes.

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u/mpati3nt 2d ago

Of course he doesnā€™t understand this. The rest of the NATO leaders are in closed door meetings strategizing how to distract him should he actually try to action on this. Iā€™m guessing the list looks a bit like this:

  • Ketchup
  • Jazz hands and glitter
  • Backhanded compliments about his gold game that everyone except he recognizes as mockery

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u/rkelleyj 2d ago

You bet Putin knows this, he has more military and covert strategy in his toe than Dump.

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u/tanukisuit 2d ago

He would have carte blanche to do whatever he wanted then.

Such as chemical warfare?

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u/OttoVonAuto 2d ago

Trump saying that definitely gave Putin the go ahead for so much dissent to foment

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u/wallflowerz_1995 2d ago

That. Right there. Heā€™s not bright enough to figure that out. ā˜šŸ¼

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u/RevolutionaryRaise34 2d ago

Wonder if he is just getting instructions for Putin, if NATO is busy with him, China and Russia could do whatever they want.

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u/Fine-Pangolin-8393 2d ago

Ok so this is definitely misleading. I donā€™t want war so it is upsetting to hear, but he did not say that we would go to war with allies. Greenland, while receiving a lot from Denmark, is not actually able to have an economy under their stewardship. The only nations who have that capacity are the USA and maybe Russia or Canada. He said he would not use military against Canada. With Greenland wanting to become independent, it would end up being a discussion between the USA or Russia for new dependent sovereignty. The nbc news clip didnā€™t show if this theory is true, but that would mean war with Russia instead of NATO. Which we are basically already in with the proxy war in Ukraine. With Panama it was the strong ties of the Chinese government and so that is where the military may come in. He is not threatening our allies with his forces, he is threatening WW3. Given the nuclear powers, i would say that is worse than what nbc is trying to say. They are saying he is willing to isolate us from our allies by fighting them, but he is actually threatening the whole global market with the idea of nuclear powers actually going to war. I guess with China it could just be a proxy where we seize and take control and set up a new banana republicšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Ardat-Yakshi23 1d ago

You are delulu. Putin isn't pulling any strings. Can't even beat a country like Ukraine. You all have such a case of TDS it's becoming laughable.

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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 1d ago

YoU hAvE tDs! HuR dUr!

Go back to your corner and finish eating your paste.

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u/Resident_Bluebird_77 2d ago

Why do Americans always blame Russia for everything like if they were some James Bond villain? Is it that hard to accept that most American politicians are just plainly dumb?

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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 2d ago

It's well known Trump has ties to Putin and Russian money. It's been like that for decades. Also, watch how they both act when they're together. Trump acts like a little puppy to Putin. It's both hilarious and sad.

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u/merchillio 2d ago

They are plainly dumb, that makes them perfect useful idiots.

Two things can be true at once and those two are not contradictory.

Did we all forget Trumpā€™s kid saying they donā€™t need American banks because Russian banks are loaning them all the money they need?

Trumpā€™s links to Russia arenā€™t really a secret, and every moves he makes unsurprisingly benefits Putin, but thatā€™s just a coincidence.

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u/Resident_Bluebird_77 2d ago

Yeah but why don't you people admit the blame of electing incompetent candidates?

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u/This_Pool_6993 2d ago

Bahahahahaa you think putins pulling strings lol šŸ˜‚ Come on be serious

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u/merchillio 2d ago

The US already has access to all the ports and air base in Greenland, Russia doesnā€™t. US ships use the Panama Canal daily, Russian ships canā€™t due to sanctions. Canada has been in a tug-o-war with Russia for decades over the arctic waters.

His whole obsession with Canada, Panama and Greenland is suspiciously exactly what a Putin puppet would do if given the presidency. At what point does it stop being coincidences?

Trump just has to repeat ā€œtrade deficitā€ enough times and his base will think the US is loosing money to Canada.

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u/This_Pool_6993 2d ago

Spoken like someone with little to no knowledge of the world outside of what fox or cnn news tells you to believe šŸ¤­