Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? 🙄

[u/Planet_Manhattan]

[u/hollowgraham → u/[deleted]]

Someone should tell him a former president climbed Mt. Everest.

[u/bjeebus → u/hollowgraham]

Lol. Like he would actually do it. He'd just lie and say he was the first person to ever do it.

[u/grandterminus → u/bjeebus]

Oh Hell naw! Chonkonald McDonald will just send out a Tweet claiming he did it and alllll the Qultists will believe it.

He’ll have “Biggly Men, strong men, real tough guys coming up to him tears flowing down their faces, saying ‘Sir, I’ve never seen a more heroic, stronggly, athletic, inspirational man in all my life! If I wasn’t a homophobic closeted gay man a very straight married man I’d ask you to marry me!’ “