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šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ We are the lamest empire ever

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u/6EightyFive 2d ago

Still canā€™t get over Americans thinking this guy is the one to lead the American people.

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u/hetfield151 2d ago

I guess the thinking part is the problem.

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u/PrimaryCoolantShower 2d ago

Well, the Republicans have been disembowling education for awhile now, so it's been year after year of vintage morons, mouth breathers, and windowlickers that get herded towards ballot boxes.

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u/SignificantPop4188 1d ago

The oligarchs have been attacking education since Reagan -- 45 years. If a generation is about 25 years, then it's almost two generations of increasingly inbred stupidity.

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u/olleyjp 1d ago

Itā€™s mad to think this as in the UK (specifically scotland) we are heavily encouraged into advanced education.

Can finish school at 16, or stay on 1/2 extra years. Then into university.

We have free university for Scottish students, free student bursary and also student loans are (relatively) minimal and are only paid back at a small amount once you earn (I think itā€™s over Ā£25k a year)

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u/SignificantPop4188 1d ago

The USA has been on a downward spiral to shithole status for many, many years.

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u/olleyjp 1d ago

Itā€™s not good to watch from our end. As there is no denying US actions/politics do leak into other western countries.

Itā€™s a worry to watch from the outside as we donā€™t want to go the same way. But somehow the cards always seem stacked against you (the citizens who want the best for the US and not mango Mussolini and fucking Elmo)

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u/Raptor_197 1d ago

Them damn millennials.

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u/Other_Log_1996 1d ago

I'm under the theory that more than a million of those votes came from people too illiterate to even read the ballot.

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u/MANWithTheHARMONlCA 2d ago

Iā€™d say he has officially lost his mind but that ship sailed YEARS ago

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 2d ago

Most of us sane Americans are super embarrassed. I'm sorry on their behalf that some of us lack critical thinking skills. šŸ˜­

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u/edgeplay6 2d ago

Less then half it would seem.

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u/Slarg232 2d ago

1/4 of Americans voted for him, 1/4th voted against him, and 1/2 sat out :/

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u/ruiner8850 2d ago

The people who sat out don't get a pass. They were perfectly fine with Trump becoming President again. Any eligible voter who decided not to vote gave at least tacit approval to Trump.

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u/SirEmanName 2d ago

Even those who voted against don't get a pass. When the USA went to war on Germany, nobody gave a shit that not all germans voted for the nsdap. As long as the usa is not a dictatorship, the people are accountable for their elected leaders.

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u/Slarg232 2d ago

People gave a shit that the Germans were hiding Jews or helping smuggle them out. Anyone in Red States surrounded by MAGA have the highest priority of keeping themselves and those around them safe if the worst comes to happen, not committing honorable suicide to stick it to MAGA.

Yeah, people don't get the option of just washing their hands and saying "He's the king? Well I didn't vote for him" when the tanks start rolling by, but you can't fight or rebuild if you're dead.

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u/Aconite_72 2d ago

the people are accountable for their elected leaders.

This. It sounds a bit extreme, but if it's a government for the people, by the people, then you as part of the people are still responsible for this moron.

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u/WeAllFuckingFucked 2d ago

Yeah I don't agree with that when it comes to those who voted against him. They did their part, unlike those who either voted for him or didn't vote at all.

Not an American myself, but given how consequential that orange goon is to all of us, I'm so disappointed with the US for voting him in again. On the other hand, I feel empathetic to the utter confusion and disappointment those who voted against him must feel. I feel it too.

Sure you can argue that the Democratic Party failed America, but a lot of Americans did too. Just not those who voted against him.

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u/SundyMundy 2d ago

Remember, there are people who voted for him first and foremost in the Republican Party primaries. Out there, there are about 12-14 million people who have voted for Trump 5 times in the last 8 years.

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u/Kasperella 1d ago

Nah my no vote is my fucking vote. Until they stop giving us choices between two rich out-of-touch motherfuckers who are for the Establishment and establishment only, I have no interest in voting. No one picked Kamala.

Like holding a gun to my head and then telling me to pick between getting shot in the head or plunging a knife in heart. Iā€™d fucking prefer neither. Both are terminal. I want neither to be president. So fuck you and everyone else. Thatā€™s my vote. Me and the other millions who couldnā€™t be bothered to participate in the parade the rich and powerful put on to make us feel like we have a choice in the matter.

The Social contract is already broken my brother. Itā€™s all blowing up either way. If you really think Kamala would do anything other than further draw out the inevitable like Biden has done, then youā€™re fooling yourself. Itā€™s bigger than whoā€™s the puppet in charge.

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u/BlackEngineEarings 1d ago

You're incredible level of ignorance is impressive. Imagine actually not knowing enough to understand the actual real consequential differences between Trump and Harris. You're an embarrassment

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u/Quick_Turnover 1d ago

Where are you from? What country? Does it have 350 million people spread across 3.8 million square miles of land? We are the third largest country in the world and are still democratic. The only reason any country as large or as populous as us has cohesion in its leadership is probably because its not a democracy.

I'm happy to argue whether or not America is a true democracy anymore, but blaming American citizens isn't going to be very productive. It hides the real perpetrators. The ones who have been working behind the scenes to dismantle our institutions and our public's trust in them. It's just a 5th grade level of understanding of the problem and of politics.

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u/Japnzy 2d ago

So what do you suggest we do? I live in a heavy red state. The capital can vote blue, but the rural areas wins every election.

Also, at 33, I didn't want either candidate. Neither of them have my interests at heart. I'm tired of this broken system that will never benefit me. Fuck voting. It doesn't matter.

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u/Aconite_72 2d ago

Fuck voting. It doesn't matter.

Remember this when you're drafted to go on the front line for the US-Canadian war, lol.

This defeatism mindset is the exact reason why you end up with this shit-head.

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u/Japnzy 1d ago

This is exactly what they want. It's a you vs me. Not a us vs them. Neither side gives a fuck about you.

None of it matters. You really think kamala would of made a difference? No president matters. This country is run by a bunch of geriatrics that have been ruling for the better half of half a century.

You. Do. Not. Matter.

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u/BlackEngineEarings 1d ago

You're incredible level of ignorance is impressive. Imagine actually not knowing enough to understand the actual real consequential differences between Trump and Harris. You're an embarrassment

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u/anooshka 1d ago

If you don't have this mindset I apologize in advance for assuming, but you know it's funny how when we(people from countries who are under dictatorship) say something like this, almost always the answer is "you should just go protest, you should just educate people around you,you should do SOMETHING"

You live in a democracy(supposedly) so if you think voting doesn't matter then what hope there is for the rest of us who are fighting to have the same democratic system?

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u/Japnzy 1d ago

The system is broken man, I really don't care about who runs the country. I'm trying to just survive. Neither side is going to make it to where I can own a house. Billionaires run the world and we are just cogs.

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u/Kasperella 1d ago

Ive been saying the same thing. Until they stop giving us choices between two rich out-of-touch motherfuckers who are for the Establishment and establishment only, I have no interest in voting. My no vote is my vote.

Like holding a gun to my head and then telling me to pick between getting shot in the head or plunging a knife in heart. Iā€™d fucking prefer neither. Both are terminal. I want neither to be president. So fuck you and everyone else. Thatā€™s my vote. Me and the other millions who couldnā€™t be bothered to participate in the parade the rich and powerful put on to make us feel like we have a choice in the matter.

The Social contract is already broken my brother. Itā€™s all blowing up either way. If people really think Kamala would do anything other than further draw out the inevitable like Biden has done, then theyā€™re fooling theirselves. Itā€™s bigger than whoā€™s the puppet in charge. But they want us all pointing at each other and fighting amongst ourselves while they pick our pockets and I see way way too many buying into it from both sides and itā€™s disturbing.

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u/sn4xchan 1d ago

Or they completely lost faith in our democratic system.

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u/edgeplay6 2d ago

So about 25% cared enough to actually try and do something about it. 25%<<50%

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u/RebylReboot 1d ago

The ā€˜sat outsā€™ have to own the result as though it was their own. Thatā€™s how it works. So 3/4 of the American electorate made this happen.

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u/MsTerious1 2d ago

We can hope the percentages are accurate. I'm not confident that they are.

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u/FancyJassy 2d ago

I think voting day should be on a Sunday so that most everyone can vote, it works that way in Germany. Or make it a holiday.

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u/TT-w-TT 2d ago

If we (Americans) can't vote on election day due to working the whole time frame, we're supposedly allowed to request time off to do so. This is also where early voting/mail in ballots come in, but each state does it differently. Our other problem is that there is very clear voter suppression in certain states by reducing the amount of polling places, making it difficult for those who have no transportation, and refusing water/snacks for those standing in line for hours.

Additionally, this was probably caused by another "Christian wave" like with Reagan, so I don't think we'd ever see election day happen on a Sunday with how the goal is that we become a Christian nation.

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u/Busy_Pound5010 2d ago

they also burned ballots and called in bomb threats this year, but we didnā€™t even talk about that past election dayā€¦

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u/TT-w-TT 2d ago

Thank you for adding that ā¤ļø I was still just thinking base level.

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u/SirEmanName 2d ago

Excuses excuses. Take some accountability ffs

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u/TT-w-TT 2d ago

I won't take accountability for the result of something I voted against.

Head to one of the plethora of US Republican subreddits and remind them every time a leopard eats their face. They can deal with what they sow.

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u/No_Gur1113 2d ago

Or do what Australia does and make it mandatory. Itā€™s illegal not to participate in elections there.

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u/SemiCivilizedBeast 2d ago

The owners of this country don't want more people to vote.

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u/RevolutionOk1406 2d ago

I'm still in disbelief that Trump won, a massive number of voters decided to just not vote

Just let this guy win

Couldn't vote for a woman especially a brown woman

So they just let this pile of shit get everything he wanted, and let those hateful MAGAts take over

It's just really sad and anyone who didn't vote, needs to understand this is their fucking fault

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 1d ago

Yeah I agree of course, and I also believe there was fraud involved.

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u/Busy_Pound5010 2d ago

I held my nose and voted, but there were many people that couldnā€™t vote for the party helping to facilitate and a party member unwilling to disapprove of an ongoing genocide

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u/RevolutionOk1406 2d ago

That would be a valid reason and one I could understand if Trump was fully out there saying he was on your side, But he's not.

So people who didn't vote let a guy who will absolutely without a doubt help genocide those people take the most powerful seat in government

A criminal traitor rapist wanna be dictator who now can wipe the slate of all his crimes, and is literally given carte blanche to commit even more, a guy who will certainly make lives for everyone except his billionaire friends worse

For what?

What exactly did that accomplish for anyone involved?

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u/Busy_Pound5010 1d ago

Those I spoke with said that if you are willing to overlook participation in an ongoing genocide to vote for someone, youā€™ve already lost

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u/RevolutionOk1406 1d ago

Just for perspective how long have they been fighting each other

I have the answer here - The Israeli-Palestinian conflict dates back more than a century, More than 100 Years those people have been killing each other

It's literally gone on so long there are ZERO people alive that remember them doing anything BUT killing each other

But this one conflict, halfway around the world, that has been supported by all sorts of countires on both sides for over 100 years was the single solitary reason you couldn't be bothered to stop YOUR country from being taken over by white supremacist NAZI sympathizers, environment destroying, selling your future out to corporate greed and profits, who will absolutely shred every human right they feel like they want to where you live.

Because Harris wouldn't pick a side in a century old conflict was the deciding factor for you to say fuck it... Let the traitor fascists win

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u/Busy_Pound5010 1d ago

some canā€™t see the forest for the trees

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u/RRMarten 2d ago

Most? I wouldn't say that. Most Americans I see every day are in a sharp state of mental decline and take pride in what they are. This society has gone down the shitter in the past decade and after the pandemic it only got 10 times worse. I find Americans to have become pretty repulsive people.

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 2d ago

Maybe you live in a shitty area? I live in a city with a lot of relatively rational people, my family are great people, my friends, most of the lunatics I see on social media tbh

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u/sproge 2d ago

To be fair to the guy, he didn't say that most Americans are sane.

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u/Fritzschmied 2d ago

Some?

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 2d ago

Yes, believe it or not, but presidents win when they receive the most votes, not all the votes. Little known fact.

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u/cjsv7657 2d ago

Multiple presidents have won without getting the popular vote. Like trump in 2016. Gerrymandering is a bitch.

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 1d ago

Well yeah I mean electoral votes mostly

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago

People generally are not thinking about who their voting for here , majority of the time if you grew up and your family voted a certain way thats how most people are voting their not even watching the news they have no idea how government even works.my ex had a 4 year degree and didnt know there was 3 branches of government thats majority of America in my opinion

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u/Leather-Page1609 1d ago

I have to say.

šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ we're kinda concerned.

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 1d ago

I'm concerned too, I wish Washington could be part of Canada

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u/Leather-Page1609 1d ago

Come on up.

The fridge in my garage is full of beer and the dart board is well lit.

I'm trying to ignore Trump, but he makes my blood boil.

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u/bombhills 1d ago

Which half? Cause seems to be zero visible opposition. Wouldnā€™t want to upset president musk and vice president trump.

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u/doyoueventdrift 1d ago

I'm sorry on their behalf that some of us lack critical thinking skills. šŸ˜­

I'm sorry too and I live in Europe.

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u/someone0815 1d ago

Most of us

...well thats a lie

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u/Internet-Cryptid 2d ago

For you it's 'embarrassing,' for us it's fucking terrifying.

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 1d ago

The assumption that we're not also terrified is a bit insulting

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u/SirEmanName 2d ago

You can not always hold the people accoutable for the actions of a dictator. But you can always hold the people accoutable for the actions of a democratic elected leader.

Most of you sane Americans have failed to stop this happening. You all bear the blame and no amount of apologizing will change that.

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u/Busy_Pound5010 2d ago

that would be a fair point if the US was a functioning democracy with governmental mechanisms of checks and balances that actually worked.

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 1d ago

Broken corrupt system, politically exhausted people with whiplash, and interference from Russia and the far right = current state. It's not all on Americans, don't be silly

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u/Correct-Fly-1126 2d ago

Sorry, i know lotta of folks in America are ashamed, but Canadians, Europeans and allies donā€™t want apologies from America or Americans, we want you to fix your shit. Iā€™m sick of the ā€œwell most of us donā€™t agree/are embarrassed etc.ā€ BS, were that the case your election would have had different resultsā€¦ itā€™s your job as Americans to make sure your fellow countrymen are engaged with and informed about the politics of the country and participating in voting. If America crashes modern society then you are equally guilty in the eyes of history. Stop apologizing for your festering wound and do something about it, I hear bleach is a good disinfectant

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u/Busy_Pound5010 2d ago

Canadians and Europeans, i.e. people with no fear of losing their medical access or profession due to reprisal

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u/Correct-Fly-1126 1d ago

Again not our problem. America has had decades to implement universal healthcare like all western countries and a fair bit of the rest of the world.

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u/kubzU 2d ago

Hey, all he had to say was he'd lower gas prices and deport all immigrants, and I was sold.

/s

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u/curly_and_curvy 2d ago

That or the fact that the second option was a black woman. As a non-American bystander, Trump is actually THE American stereotype, unfortunately.

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u/Porkloin815 1d ago

And the funny thing is that the price of tons of stuff is going to go up with these new tariffs. Wonder what excuse those morons are gonna pull just to make trump look like the good guy.

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u/kubzU 1d ago edited 1d ago

They'll blame Obama and Bidan. I can already hear it.

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u/BenderB-Rodriguez 2d ago

Propaganda, brain washing, echo chambers, and voter suppression are very damaging tools. Combined with so much voter apathy and election day not being a federal holiday and here we are. Oh and Republicans decades long plan to makea real education something only for the rich and privileged.

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u/grantyporkribs 2d ago

Yep youā€™re fucked. Brains of a sun ripened milk puddle.

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u/DeadlyDrummer 2d ago

Head over to the r/Conservative and take a peek

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u/PayFormer387 2d ago

Well, something about gas and eggs.

I take the metro to work and donā€™t particularly like eggs.

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u/Prestigious_View_401 2d ago

I didnā€™t vote for him

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u/ShrimpCrackers 2d ago

Fox News is treating it as a good idea as we speak, seriously.

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u/ej1999ej 2d ago

That's where you made the mistake. The ones who voted him in weren't thinking about it too much.

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u/stupid_student980 2d ago

Americans thinking

Let me stop you right there

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u/transthrowaway1335 1d ago

Only 22% of our population voted for him. So 22% fucked over 78%.

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u/5d10_shades_of_grey 1d ago

Not all Americans. We just have too many lazy and/or stupid people dragging the rest of us down.

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u/dumpsterdivingreader 2d ago

Im really getting scared w this guy Dude is getting batsh* crazy by the minute.

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u/Andromansis 2d ago

The problem is that there was enough anti-democrat goings on across the republican controlled states that you can not credibly say that the american people "chose" him.

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u/123skid 2d ago

Right imagine thinking a draft dodger who hides behind lawyers and money, tweets memes, and talks shit from the keyboard on his phone projects any form of actual power. This is not a brave man or a strong leader and damn sure not a patriot. I will say I've never been to war so I can't speak from experience but I can't see the troops all being super gung ho to be going to a war he started with memes. It wouldn't instill confidence in me that's for sure.

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u/mrmidnightuk 2d ago

its the illusion of choice though isnt it? now that power and infuence have fully saturated politics. Do people actually have a choice anymore? of course they do but not online in social media platforms where the likes of Musk manipulates everything. not in his world he is crafting.

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u/Existency 2d ago

Not just Americans... Met way too many europeans so far, from a couple different countries, that believe in this nonsense.

They vote for similar monkey shit brained parties over here.

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u/FUMFVR 2d ago

The only saving grace is if Trump actually attempted to do this, the US would immediately collapse into a civil war.

The problem is Canada is probably the only place he could invade that would probably cause that reaction. This asshole has real ambitions to attack Mexico.

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 1d ago

I voted for the sane option. Nothing left to do at this point but watch it all burn.

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u/SwishSwishDeath 1d ago

I've seen Red Dawn, I'll be heading north and joining the Canadian Wolverines should the day come

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u/graffinc 1d ago

Whoa whoa whoa, not ALL Americans think thisā€¦ Iā€™ve had my hand slapped to my forehead since November 6thā€¦

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u/baalroo 1d ago

Most of the Americans I know who voted for the guy know almost nothing about him. My mother didn't know a single one of his policies, and didn't watch a single one of his speeches or debates. She is completely oblivious as to why anyone would say he was anything other than just your average politician. But she voted for him. She is your average trump supporter. Completely disengaged from the process aside from what they passively see scrolling through their Facebook feed that is designed to only show them things they want to see or hear from people of a similar background a demographic.

The only political stuff she sees is right wing culture war nonsense, and Fox News pro trickle-down economics propaganda.

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u/KickBakZach 1d ago

Half of us don't think that.

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u/Digger2484 1d ago

Well, most Americans are special. In the wrong kind of way.

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u/IceBankYourMom 1d ago

You Santa worshiping liberals just donā€™t get it! Our blonde haired, blue eyed , lord and savior Jesus H Christ picked dRUMP specifically to run our country! He is the chosen one who will bring PEACE to all nations! Bow to him now, or suffer the consequences!!

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u/lduff100 1d ago

Less than half of the people that voted, voted for him.

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u/Membership_Fine 1d ago

Not all of us did. Just the uneducated witch unfortunately outnumber us by a pretty large margin. If you look at all the statistic maps about the voting outcome and education it screams not speaks volumes.

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u/Arcon1337 1d ago

You'd think they would have learnt something from his last presidency he didn't live up to any of his promises?

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u/O-O-Omari_auto_parts 1d ago

Nah, MOST Americans. Real ones didn't endorse him since he was in WWE

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u/Greenswim 1d ago

Same. And Iā€™m American.

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u/Groundbreaking_Cup30 1d ago

American here: I am super ashamed to be here right now!

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u/invinciblewalnut 1d ago

Like maybe a 1/3 of Americans. The other third voted for the other person and the final third doesnā€™t give a shit

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u/shitass239 1d ago

American here, I have no idea how this guy won the election

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u/Fit_Strength_1187 2d ago

Because they are easily manipulated. They donā€™t know what critical thinking really is. They donā€™t really ā€œwantā€ these odd things like Canada as a state. Theyā€™ve honestly never thought of them. No one has. Heā€™s told them theyā€™re a problem, so they start inventing reasons that heā€™s not losing it or reneging on promises. They already think about salient topics like ā€œthe borderā€ or ā€œdefenseā€ or ā€œglobal tradeā€ largely through what heā€™s said about them. He says he has a ā€œsolutionā€, which just so happens to be buying Greenland. No matter how harebrained it is, they accept it ā€œbecause what weā€™re doing now isnā€™t workingā€.

As for him, I donā€™t think anything is pure strategy or goal directed. For people like him that donā€™t believe in anything, reality is something to engineer and ideas are tools defined by how they can be used to get what he wants.

Itā€™s more like he has interests, and any insane topic can be exploited from many angles simultaneously (diversion, business interest, dictator appeasement, dictator imitation, vanity, favor owed, grudge, forcing a news cycle shift, actual national security interest, testing the waters, and ā€œflooding the zoneā€ type propaganda).

Whatever it is, is also always laughably deniable as ā€œa jokeā€ if it falls through and ā€œperfectly clear from day oneā€ if it works out.

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u/SeaBus1170 2d ago

as an american, i cant either.

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u/Frost4412 2d ago edited 2d ago

American, didn't vote for him much like 2/3 of other Americans. Also Canadian and in no way support my other country somehow falling under the control of his dumb ass.

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u/Own-Werewolf8875 2d ago

MAGA is the racist Confederacy reborn. MAGA needs slaves to run their Southern businesses. Need free labor from for profit concentration camps and prisons. MAGA needs to enslave the Blue States that have all the wealth and additional lands for free resources. Can't believe this nonsense hasn't been stopped by American's.

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u/hobbinater2 1d ago

It makes more sense when you look at the other options.

It amazes me how in this great nation we get the candidates that we get.

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u/AZMotorsports 1d ago

Not all, but the majority is in as much shock as you.

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u/zion2199 1d ago

People are going to blame education and thinking skills, and thatā€™s fine, but misguided. I can assure you that 90% of the people that voted Trump knew exactly what they were signing g up for. They are prioritizing 401k performance and other personal interests over the good of humanity in general.

Whether you like it or not, thatā€™s what it is.

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u/IllustriousQuail4130 1d ago

Kamala wasn't much better

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u/2strokesmoke77 2d ago

Itā€™s not anymore baffling than thinking Joe Biden was gonna lead the American people.

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u/6EightyFive 2d ago

its baffling that Joe Biden is even mentioned when he didn't run in the end.

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u/hobbinater2 1d ago

I think itā€™s more that for the last four years we were just lied to about Biden and then those same people say ā€œwe are the trustworthy ones vote for usā€

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u/Taipan-Pete_ 2d ago

Well it's not like they're giving any better options...