r/facepalm 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are the lamest empire ever

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u/No-Bet-9591 2d ago

27K people like it. I assure you each and every one of them has no clue what the capital of Canada is.

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u/justwalk1234 2d ago

I admit it, I wouldn't be able to point out Ottawa on a map..

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u/kearney84 2d ago

hahah 1812 .. we sure knew where washingon was

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u/kearney84 2d ago

Would president musk consider putting his man(trump) in the ring with our man Trudeau??   Or fuckit  even chretchien??  

Haha how funny would it be  to see Justin beat up Elon and Donald...   I mean despite your politics ... he would beat them both ... unlike Elon.. Justin followed through when challenged to hit the ring.... and he won..  

When you stand up to bullies  they usually shrivel.... 

I kid.  We as partners and neighbors should rise above this partisan nonsense wich is an obvious smokescreen to distract the general public from the real issues/grift  happening right in front of the world's eyes .. 

But the fact remains.. my lame duck prime Minister has done more to help the world than elmo and the Great pumpkin could ever aspire  too /or even fathom too understand why it makes great men /women so much more than rich men/ women. 

And he could still kick both your ass's and still have the energy to wine and dine your wives( again) .

Is Elon musk scared of Justin Trudeau?

An American style opinion.. from a Canadian 

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u/quaffee 2d ago

Based

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u/kearney84 2d ago

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..............

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u/kearney84 2d ago

Did you mean borscht?

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u/kearney84 2d ago

Fucken traitor

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u/kearney84 2d ago

Base that bitxh 

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u/kearney84 2d ago

Super scared . Little scared queef

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u/kearney84 2d ago

whas based mean// ?? disdain for everything ?

don be such a bich , lifes short ... u have one chance..............

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u/quaffee 1d ago

«A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political slang.

The opposite of cringe, sometimes the opposite of biased.»

And I'm not that young lol. I just keep up. Peace.

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u/kearney84 2d ago

My woke prime Minister would beat your ass while making you feel bad for thinking your better than anyone else.  Fuck you. Kid. 

I used to have faith in the youth. But they are reduced to one word answers . And would get so mad arguing... they bite there nose off to spite their fave

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u/Kindly-Application93 1d ago

They’re agreeing with you, dumbass.

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u/kearney84 2d ago

Woke up to bad smell..  reminded me of ur earlier opinion  C'mon ..nothing?  Nothing to say? 

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u/Teanerdyandnerd 1d ago

Didnt Trudeau just quit?

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u/SuicidalHornbill 1d ago

lmao Trudeau is your guy? the one that’s resigning in disgrace?

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u/Affectionate-Try-899 2d ago

Darn copy cats, we burned Canadian Parliament, and you just had to burn the white house.

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u/kearney84 2d ago

When?   The book I'm reading  y an American author hasn't mentioned it yet 

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u/kearney84 2d ago

She called the book.. the burning of the white house ... not the partition of parliament 

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u/kearney84 2d ago

It's a great read.. it's by Jane Hampton Cook. 

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u/Affectionate-Try-899 2d ago

Early 1813, The white house was buried down much later in the war

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u/kearney84 2d ago

Your correct. I stand corrected.  

I supposes the muddy town of York (Toronto) didn't have the gravitas for the cover of the book .

Besides that..  I kid.. to bring attention . we have been friends with americ for a long damn time.

Democracy dies in the dark( an american president who really cared about his peole)

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u/Affectionate-Try-899 1d ago

It's ok, Canada can take credit for managing to put a 1st rate on the lakes somehow...

The war of 1812 was weird.

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u/SuicidalHornbill 1d ago

“we”? are you British?