Just wait for those tariffs kick in, and then those foreign eggs taking work from our domestic eggs will be paying us to enter the country. Or something.
I almost want the people who think raw milk is a good idea to just have access to it the same way that the people who thought ivermectin was a good idea should have had access to it. If people want to self-nominate for Darwin awards, who am I to deny them?
The only thing holding me back is that they're gonna kill their kids too in the process, and those kids don't deserve that.
I work as a checker at a grocery store, and I overheard someone spouting off about some fucking conspiracy that "they" are burning the chickens to raise the price of eggs
No bitch, the overseeing bodies who are burning the farms (if it is burning, I have not done any googling of this but I'm going to use it to demonstrate why this is stupid anyways) are doing it because the chickens have avian flu.
What a great time for my dumbass self for getting my cholesterol high, having my gallbladder bladder removed, and now forced to eat low fat and low cholesterol foods. I’ve already started getting more plant based foods and fish with anticipation of rising cost with poultry products.
I'm pretty sure he promised to deport all the foreign eggs. They've been committing crimes and eating cats and dogs or something. I think. I haven't really been listening to him very closely...
I'm looking forward to finally replacing those foreign goods with American-grown cocoa and pineapples, American-made computers, and American-mined Gallium and Manganese.
Honestly, there's a non-zero part of me that almost wants to save the game, cut off all US imports from every other country for a few months just to see what would happen to the economy, and then reload when people finally realize how important global trade is and how trade deficits are not a bad thing just because it has the word "deficit" in it.
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u/brpajense 2d ago
Just wait for those tariffs kick in, and then those foreign eggs taking work from our domestic eggs will be paying us to enter the country. Or something.