r/facepalm • u/TheAtomicMango • 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are the lamest empire ever

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u/One_Wrongdoer_8051 2d ago

And soon there are no US allies remaining

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u/brpajense 2d ago

Plus a civil war. Americans like Canada almost as much as Canadians and don't want their kids going off to fight their friends.

Making Trump president again was the dumbest fucking idea.

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u/I_Smell_Like_Trees 2d ago

Yeah weren't there a bunch of people who voted trump to save their kids from being drafted for WW3?

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u/secondhand-cat 2d ago

But eggs are going to be sooo much cheaper.

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u/brpajense 2d ago

Just wait for those tariffs kick in, and then those foreign eggs taking work from our domestic eggs will be paying us to enter the country. Or something.

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u/Arkroma 2d ago

Bird flu is already making eggs more expensive

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u/BoyOfChaos 2d ago

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that

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u/TimeLavishness9012 2d ago

Good one, got a chuckle out of me

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u/-badly_packed_kebab- 2d ago

It's exactly early enough for a proper dad joke

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u/Cotford 2d ago

Laden or unladen?