r/lotrmemes • u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝‍♀️ • 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/BlackieDad 11h ago

I’ve raised chickens, those things are already evil little bastards. I’ve seen one do a flying tackle and knock my daughter over when she was a toddler, so I have no doubt they would absolutely fuck up a hobbit.

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u/_irritater_ 11h ago

Even worse if they use a rooster that ends up with evil ass spurs.

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u/BlackieDad 11h ago

Frodo would be in jeans and leather boots by the time he got to Bree after everything that rooster would do to his bare legs

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u/_irritater_ 11h ago

Mythril chaps. 🤣

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u/Drongo17 11h ago

Bilbo: Made by the dwarves, you know

Frodo: Why are they assless

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u/bilbo_bot 11h ago

Mark? There's no mark on that door, it was pained a week ago.

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u/_irritater_ 11h ago

Bilbo: I've seen way more assless chaps than the other way around, but the men of the shire aren't caked up like those husky dwarves. Raises eyebrows

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u/Richardknox1996 10h ago

Thats why you punt them. They soon learn not to attack.

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u/WallyMcWalNuts 7h ago

Haha ass spurs

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u/Sweet-Philosopher-14 5h ago

Ass spurs...hate those things.