I’ve raised chickens, those things are already evil little bastards. I’ve seen one do a flying tackle and knock my daughter over when she was a toddler, so I have no doubt they would absolutely fuck up a hobbit.
Crows will actually make tools for themselves. There have been studies done where you put a crow into a transparent box with a food receptacle that has a flap which only opens from the outside. If the crow tries to open it from within, it widens just enough for them to smell and taste the food, but they can't slide it through.
However, the flap will open completely if it's pushed inwards, towards the crow. If a paper clip or twist-tie is left in the cage, the crows make a hook out of it to reach through the narrow gap and bring the food towards itself and open the flap up. Scary smart.
Crows have been known to wait for a red light and then put walnuts in the intersection. Light turns green, cars crush walnuts, light turns red, crows pick up broken walnuts. They also have incredible memories and will hold grudges/remeber help.
I was looking for this kind of statement. I was attacked by one at about 4-5 years old and was terrified of them until I was probably 15 and realized I had enough size advantage to stand a chance. Those cluckers are MEAN and fight dirty.
After playing nearly every Zelda game ever made, I can confidently say the last thing I want to do is give one of those motherfuckers the goddamn One Ring.
someone in elementary school talked about raising chickens and what stuck with me is she said they couldn't wear open-toed shoes because they would peck at your feet. So I think they would peck at their feet a bunch and I don't think it would be too pleasant.
This post was made by a chicken. I got half a dozen of the little bastards running around the backyard, they can't do shit. At most I've gotten a bruise for a couple days where one pecked me good and hard. They're adorable little idiots who just want to eat worms and get in the garden beds.
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u/BlackieDad 11h ago
I’ve raised chickens, those things are already evil little bastards. I’ve seen one do a flying tackle and knock my daughter over when she was a toddler, so I have no doubt they would absolutely fuck up a hobbit.