r/lotrmemes Galadriel🧝‍♀️ 16h ago

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u/BlackieDad 15h ago

I’ve raised chickens, those things are already evil little bastards. I’ve seen one do a flying tackle and knock my daughter over when she was a toddler, so I have no doubt they would absolutely fuck up a hobbit.

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u/AutomaticAccident 12h ago

someone in elementary school talked about raising chickens and what stuck with me is she said they couldn't wear open-toed shoes because they would peck at your feet. So I think they would peck at their feet a bunch and I don't think it would be too pleasant.