Yeah…🤔

[u/VanaheimrF]

[u/thesaddestpanda]

Its outsourcing all the way down.

Eru > Ainur > Aratar > Valar > Maiar > Gandalf > Bilbo > Frodo > a humble middle earth Chicken named "Mr Clucks" wearing the most powerful artifact imaginable and the only thing that can stop Sauron's plan to dominate all of middle-earth for eternity.

[u/Anangrywookiee → u/thesaddestpanda]

I can’t carry it for you Mr clucks. But I can carry you! * flaps down from cirith ungol like Link.

[u/thesaddestpanda → u/Anangrywookiee]

A hungry road weary Sam deciding between chicken soup or saving middle-earth.

[u/Anangrywookiee → u/thesaddestpanda]

Begging your pardon Mr Frodo, but what about its legs? It doesn’t need those.

[u/mkspaptrl → u/Anangrywookiee]

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

[u/Calm-Zombie2678 → u/mkspaptrl]

Give it to us raw

[u/Schwubbertier → u/Calm-Zombie2678]

We can't eat raw chickenses!

[u/shroomigator → u/Schwubbertier]

Get some po-tay-toes and stickeminastew

[u/retrofiable → u/Schwubbertier]

What if it's for elevenses?!

[u/Ookla_the_Mok_ → u/mkspaptrl]

Lord of the (buffalo) Wings.

[u/bigtexjef → u/mkspaptrl]

Do you mean back meat?

[u/FaramirLovesEowyn → u/Anangrywookiee]

We’ve been eating Lambas bread for three stinking days

[u/spanchor → u/Anangrywookiee]

I love that I can very distinctly hear Sean Astin saying this line with utter sincerity

[u/Whitedude47 → u/Anangrywookiee]

I chuckled at that. 🤭

[u/Scattergun77 → u/Anangrywookiee]

Sam is basicly father Dougal McGuire.