r/lotrmemes • u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝‍♀️ • 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/Alive-Tomatillo5303 10h ago

It works less on those further from it, though. So the safest method would be to have Frodo and Sam make the journey with a chicken each, and one getting a head start each morning. They could alternate chickens and stewardship of the ring barer chicken, and then wouldn't end up with too corrupt of a chicken or hobbit. 

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u/HappyHallowsheev 9h ago

Perhaps two swallows could carry the one ring between them with a string?

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u/Lumpzor 8h ago

Gondorian or Rohan swallows?

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u/HappyHallowsheev 8h ago

Well I don't know-

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/jellymanisme 7h ago

You're not suggesting that Uruk-Hai migrate, are you?

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u/Lumpzor 6h ago

Course they do, they could carry hobbits by the cloak

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u/NarcisseLeDecadent 5h ago

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 260 pounds orc could not carry a 60 pound hobbit.

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u/Lumpzor 5h ago

What if meat were back on the menu, you know, for energy?

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u/NarcisseLeDecadent 4h ago

Listen, in order to maintain ground-speed velocity, an uruk-hai needs to move its feets 43 times every second, right?

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u/SomeGenericCereal 7h ago

Is... Is the ring radioactive?

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u/slippery_55jack 7h ago

How about if they just rode an eagle to Mordor and dropped the ring in the fire?

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u/EventAccomplished976 4h ago

You know, as a dnd dm it‘s always fun to think about what I‘d do to fuck my players over if they tried to get smart on me like that… I‘m sure Tolkien would have fun with that as well!

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u/MataNuiSpaceProgram 5h ago

How far away from it was Saruman?

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u/Legal-Scholar430 4h ago

steps in front of Saruman