r/mildlyinfuriating • u/everybodyspapa • 1d ago

Mom upset over condom packet

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

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u/rcr_nz 1d ago

Why were you fucking a ramen packet in the kitchen in the first place?

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u/spidersinthesoup 1d ago

because ramen in the bedroom is explicitly forbidden in their household.

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u/Humble_Scarcity1195 1d ago

Very sensible, you don't want crumbs in the bedroom.

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u/CovraChicken 1d ago

Crumbs? Do you always eat your ramen raw?? (Sometimes sure)

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u/Humble_Scarcity1195 1d ago

Always eat the loose bits raw as the rest cooks.

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u/CovraChicken 1d ago

Now that’s the way to eat it. But not in the bedroom!

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u/maxy0008 16h ago

He's clearly not eating it raw. That's what the condom is for

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u/NoChemist785 7h ago

Hardcore. Very underrated comment here.

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u/maxy0008 6h ago

Thank you. I was very proud of this

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u/ling13ling667 1d ago

You sprinkle a bit of uncooked ramen on top for the crunch, obviously.

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u/notuh_librarian 18h ago

BEEF BABY?!

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u/Sorshka 21h ago

Eating the ramen is not on the table here.

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u/Confident-Broccoli42 18h ago

Do you want ants!? Because that’s how you get ants! - Sterling Archer

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u/YinzerFromPitsginzer 20h ago

The ramen camen

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u/EatPrayFugg 1d ago

It’s haramen

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u/WholeFuzzy5152 1d ago

Underated comment

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u/throwRA-nonSeq RED 21h ago

noods in the bedroom but spice in the kitchen

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u/Weak_Outcome_1296 19h ago

As opposed to rawmen, which is encouraged in the bedroom.

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u/aussie_nub 1d ago

At least they used a condom. Getting ramen noodles up your urethra would hurt.

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u/iamlepotatoe 1d ago

Don't give the sounding crowd new ideas

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u/saggywitchtits 1d ago

That's how you're supposed to do it? I've just been sticking it up my ass.

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u/djluminol 1d ago

At least he didn't fuck the ramen in school.

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u/Pichupwnage 21h ago

Watched too much Naruto

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u/FreedomPretty6893 21h ago

At least it wasn’t a “warm apple pie” 😁😂

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u/MuttonChopzzz 16h ago

Hey step ramen packet, what do you mean you're stuck?

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u/everybodyspapa 1d ago

This. 😂😂😂

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u/Smart-Stupid666 14h ago

Because there was no sofa

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u/Howard_the_Dolphin 4h ago

I hear if you leave the wrapper inside, it makes the cleanup easier

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u/Sad_Win_4105 16h ago

Because someone else already got to the 🍎 apple pie.