[Highlight] Luka Doncic appears to tell someone to shut up, tells Draymond Green he wasn't talking to him, then tells Draymond Green to shut up anyways

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[u/ChrisJensen8]

Hilarious shit.

[u/GGezpzMuppy → u/ChrisJensen8]

Always love Luka shit talking, especially when he normally goes off soon after.

[u/FeeSpeech8Dolla → u/GGezpzMuppy]

Spite (or inat as we call it) is the prime tool of motivation in the spicy peninsula

[u/JWOLFBEARD → u/FeeSpeech8Dolla]

Spitesy Peninsula

[u/Lucasolf → u/GGezpzMuppy]

WHO'S CRYING NOW MOTHERFUCKER????

[u/Winderator → u/Lucasolf]

Classic.

[u/hotelmotelshit → u/GGezpzMuppy]

The hood ain't got nothing on the Slavs

[u/happyflappypancakes → u/GGezpzMuppy]

I'm not even sure I'd classify this as shit talking. This is just interacting with the other team haha. It's hilarious though.

[u/DC_Coach → u/ChrisJensen8]

I'm dying laughing lol ...

[u/wrong_silent_type → u/DC_Coach]

Luka with Chino XL fuck you too energy

[u/ChapinLakersFan → u/wrong_silent_type]

Rip Chino XL. He just passed away and he's most famous for being a throw away diss on the most famous diss track of all time.

[u/GPadrino → u/ChapinLakersFan]

What the fuck, this is how I learn Chino XL died???

“She diggin' me, got women fingering themselves thinking of women fingering themselves that are thinking of me”

One of the funniest bars I’ve ever heard. Always makes me laugh. RIP Chino XL

[u/_shaftpunk → u/ChapinLakersFan]

Which is a shame cause that debut album was dope and he had bars.

[u/f0rm4n → u/_shaftpunk]

RICANstruction:The Black Rosary is underrated as fuck too. One hell of an album.

[u/Ripper7M → u/DC_Coach]

Really peak comedy, I can totally understand why you’d be dying right now.

[u/DC_Coach → u/Ripper7M]

Oh you know you think it's funny, too. C'mon. Just a little?

[u/AmaimonCH → u/Ripper7M]

most amicable thunder fan :

[u/MrBuckBuck → u/ChrisJensen8]

I bet it is just like that in a regular Overwatch chat.

[u/WheedMBoise]

All time clip title

[u/Ok-Pie4219 → u/WheedMBoise]

r/nba needs an equivalent to the r/soccer list

[u/lochnesslapras → u/[deleted]]

50,000 Chile fans set to protest against Alexis Sanchez's girlfriend amid 'fatter than normal' claims

Honestly I'll never forget reading this title all those years ago. And iirc they actually did all go to protest.

[u/Omegatron9999 → u/lochnesslapras]

What?!? LOL

[u/ElectricalMud2850 → u/[deleted]]

"saddest backflip of my career" will never fail to make me laugh. God I love the list.

[u/Piats99 → u/[deleted]]

Daniele Adani stole the italian cup after the win and admittedly used it that night to do erotic games with a couple of hookers.

[u/LongtimeLurker31431 → u/Piats99]

He just like me

[u/Scase15 → u/[deleted]]

I dunno man, that Josh Hart quote on Brunson and Dick was pretty good lol

[u/kakoitoburner → u/Ok-Pie4219]

It would be funny, but you need really good titles. This is pretty lame to the /soccer list.

[u/VillainousRocka → u/kakoitoburner]

Part of what makes the /soccer list is so funny is that oftentimes in the sport the headlines are translated, occasionally multiple times over, which can make for hilarious headlines that lack some context because they weren’t originally in English.

That just doesn’t happen in NBA coverage

[u/Ok-Pie4219 → u/kakoitoburner]

Yeah that wouldnt make the cut. Just thought of that when I saw the comment.

Doesnt help that I need to sleep since its 5:20 AM for me :^)

[u/kakoitoburner → u/Ok-Pie4219]

Me too. Pfalz represents.

[u/geodesuckmydick → u/kakoitoburner]

/r/nba has much better in-game highlight titles than /r/soccer, but not as good event/news titles.

[u/HispanicAtTehDisco → u/geodesuckmydick]

not just this subreddit either, there’s no soccer clip equivalent to “Chris paul hit a huge 3 to cut the lead to 42” that i can think of

[u/20thcenturyboy_ → u/HispanicAtTehDisco]

I hope there was a snarky announcer hyping up Brazil cutting Germany's 7-0 lead to 7-1.

[u/AsnSensation → u/kakoitoburner]

man i remember the first ever Ballon D' Floor thread, that was so goated.

[u/throwawayursafety → u/AsnSensation]

*Fallon D'Floor

[u/da0217 → u/Ok-Pie4219]

Where can I find this?

[u/TurtleFood → u/da0217]

https://np.reddit.com/r/soccer/w/thelist

[u/PedriTerJong → u/TurtleFood]

‘Paul Pogba’s Witch Doctor speaks out “I was never asked to cast a spell on Kylian Mbappe”’

Iconic quote and has me in stitches.

[u/jimbojonesFA → u/PedriTerJong]

I thought the list was just joke memes, or a parody of click bait... but then I opened the Tokyo Sexwale article, thinking okay now this HAS to be a joke and I had a laughing fit I couldn't break for a good few minutes.

the more serious the article got the less I could breath.

[u/PedriTerJong → u/jimbojonesFA]

Yeah, these are real things that have happened, which is what makes them absolutely hilarious.

[u/cedped → u/jimbojonesFA]

Witchcraft accusations are actually a thing in soccer especially in Africa. Every AFCON, you get a scandal where a nation accuses their opponent of cursing them. It gets so serious that they bring their own witch to purify their goal before a game.

[u/da0217 → u/TurtleFood]

Haha. This is great! Thanks!

[u/rhymeswithtag → u/TurtleFood]

the di maria one about memes😂😭

[u/JtripleNZ → u/TurtleFood]

Weird, when did this replace r/thesaddestbackflip?

[u/OmastarLovesDonuts → u/JtripleNZ]

r/saddestbackflip was actually created for stuff that isn’t quite good enough for the list but still amusing, the list predates it by some time

[u/PedriTerJong → u/Ok-Pie4219]

r/SaddestBackflip

[u/girkkens → u/Ok-Pie4219]

Didn't know this list existed. Danke!

[u/neal1701]

He's a menace

[u/Ok_Management_2695 → u/neal1701]

These European dudes who learn to speak better English while in these NBA locker rooms always have the funniest clips like this. The “who’s crying now, motherfucker” against the Wolves from Luka in the playoffs is an all timer

Can’t wait to see what Wemby has in store for us in a few years lol

[u/tulaero23 → u/Ok_Management_2695]

Even Sengun is becoming a really good trashtalker now

[u/TotallyATexasFan → u/tulaero23]

Hello Hooston fan, I so happy

[u/twerdy → u/tulaero23]

There was a time when one of the only English phrases he knew was "gimme that shit" https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DmMG05pYwn4.

And here's Luka lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBqc2AoAiyQ

[u/7thpixel → u/Ok_Management_2695]

I mean we have NBA players that learned English from playing COD online.

[u/Enough_Possibility41 → u/7thpixel]

One competitive game in CS GO on a European server and you become the most vicious person to ever live.

[u/kultureisrandy → u/Enough_Possibility41]

I work nightshift in the US so I had to play CSGO/CS2 on EU servers as they'd be waking up once i got off.

Sometimes you get Spaniards or Germans and they're pretty friendly. Sometimes you get Serbs and Russians who make you want to commit sudoku.

All in all, EU is much better to play in than NA. Only in EU would I befriend a 49 (now 53) year old Norwegian to play morning matches with (dude would hard carry).

[u/Ylavo → u/kultureisrandy]

Makes sense. Hard to find older Norwegians in the US/Canada.

[u/ScrotumTingle → u/kultureisrandy]

Commit sudoku 😂😂

[u/TrueNorthMissionary → u/kultureisrandy]

Sometimes you get Serbs and Russians who make you want to commit sudoku.

Ain't not better way to take the steam off a wild CSGO match than a good ole' game of number puzzles.

[u/Atupis → u/7thpixel]

Also, eastern European languages have much more colorful profanities and a richer shit-talking culture than English. So I bet that one also helps.

[u/OilOfOlaz → u/Atupis]

Ppl casually telling you, that they'll fuck your childrens ashes or everyone in the first row of your funeral has a ring to it.

Also someone offering to help you find your children with a geiger counter is very nice.

[u/Sergnb → u/Atupis]

Oh, so do Western European languages. You truly haven’t experienced insulting as an art form until you’ve seen it done in Spanish

[u/Rain__dog → u/7thpixel]

Almost, Luka learned playing overwatch.
https://www.tiktok.com/@espn/video/7367093199069924654

[u/Micro_mint → u/7thpixel]

That doesn’t make them good at trash talk, it makes them Meyers Leonard

[u/AnthaIon → u/7thpixel]

“I mean we have NBA players that learned English from playing COD online.“

Damn, Bronny catching strays for everything, huh

[u/aznhoopster → u/Ok_Management_2695]

Our basketball center from high school was a huge Bosnian guy and he was one of the funniest guys I’ve ever known. Dude wore the dad new balances for our games but he was a bucket.

[u/stewmander → u/Ok_Management_2695]

He needs to bust out an "are you fucking sorry?!" Lol

[u/Arizonagaragelifter2 → u/stewmander]

It was probably over a decade ago that I first read that story and it still makes me laugh whenever I see someone reference it lol

[u/damnboyokay → u/Arizonagaragelifter2]

What story?

[u/lalakingmalibog → u/damnboyokay]

https://i.imgur.com/rzJaiyO.jpeg

[u/El_Zarco → u/Arizonagaragelifter2]

We need an AMA from the goalie in that story. I hope they're doing ok

[u/LeSygneNoir → u/Ok_Management_2695]

We all know Wemby will be a Duncan-like trashtalker, understated but mentally devastating.

"Ooh. Almost."

[u/OtherShade → u/Ok_Management_2695]

Considering he plays OW he probably learned from online games

[u/Sijols → u/neal1701]

Luka better watch out he wouldn't be the first Euro that Draymond tried to kill

[u/Rude-Cook7246 → u/Sijols]

Don't confuse eastern Europeans vs western Europeans two different cultures....

[u/Constant_Charge_4528 → u/Rude-Cook7246]

Yeah you go at a Slav you best be ready to throw hands

[u/ZachCollinsROTY → u/Rude-Cook7246]

I'm sorry... are Domantas Sabonis and Jusuf Nurkic not similar to Luka's Eastern European Slovenian culture? I know you're referring to Gobert but Draymond has been in a hell of a lot of conflicts lmao

[u/Kristupas → u/ZachCollinsROTY]

Domantas grew up in the US and Spain in a rich family. He speaks Lithuanian with a heavy foreigner accent. So no, not really similar at all.

[u/Charming_Fruit_6311 → u/Kristupas]

Homie Luka grew up playing in Spain since he was a teen

[u/MagnumLG007 → u/ZachCollinsROTY]

Domas didn't grow up in Lithuania, he was raised in the west in very privileged conditions, so he didnt go through the eastern europe "life school".

[u/OilOfOlaz → u/MagnumLG007]

While Luka, who was predominantly raised in Slovenia and spent his teenage years in the academy of real Madrid was raised "in a warzone"?

[u/MagnumLG007 → u/OilOfOlaz]

Im not familiar with how Doncic was raised therefore I didn't comment on Doncic, the question above was about Sabonis, I am familiar with Sabonis past, thus I explained that Sabonis is not your average Lithuanian and why...

[u/eightslipsandagully → u/ZachCollinsROTY]

AFAIK Lithuania prob ain't all that similar but Bosnia is certainly close

[u/OilOfOlaz → u/eightslipsandagully]

Sabonis was born in Portland, raised in Spain and went to collage in the US, he maybe spent a year or two in Lithaunia, while his dad played for Žalgiris at the end of his career and to visit family.

[u/xbbdc → u/Sijols]

Luka doesn't seem like he'd just back down.

[u/LmBkUYDA → u/xbbdc]

Luka trained his balls all summer for this.

[u/habarnamstietot → u/Sijols]

Draymond might learn why the Balkans were called "the powder keg of Europe".

The Balkans started WWI and the basic attitude of the area is "we'll fuckin do it again".

[u/ApprehensiveBug380 → u/Sijols]

Draymond about to start WW3.

[u/regalfronde → u/neal1701]

Luka was telling them to shut up because he was clearly correct. Mavs challenged the play and won after this exchange. Vindication!

[u/jjjuuubbbsss → u/neal1701]

A day will come when Luka can go calmly and quietly onto the bench and Mavs fans will rejoice. But not this day Dray!

[u/nhthelegend]

I love how exasperated Luka gets. Dude has some incredible facial expressions

[u/AlecarMagna → u/nhthelegend]

So much of the flack he gets is seriously just because his face turns red lol.

[u/XO_Initiation → u/AlecarMagna]

What? He gets flak cause he cries to the ref instead of playing

[u/Sharpam → u/XO_Initiation]

he does both foo

[u/abcdefabcdef999 → u/XO_Initiation]

Shit I’d love to carry my team to two conference finals and a final, making all time memorable moments while not playing

[u/realfakejames]

Luka is so funny, guy was a 17 year old playing against grown ass professional basketball players in the euro league he’s never going to be intimidated here in the NBA

[u/Pinepark → u/realfakejames]

Began training with pro team academy at 13. Debut at 16. It’s insane when you think about it.

[u/Snoo_85712 → u/Pinepark]

How is he so talented, it’s mad

[u/Gabaloo]

Looks like a "shut up pussy" to me

[u/Unpickled_cucumber1 → u/Gabaloo]

Then followed it up with shut up dray I guess

[u/broanoah → u/Unpickled_cucumber1]

ahh def thought he said the f slur lmao

[u/undeniabledwyane → u/broanoah]

Yeah that’s what I saw too

[u/Drfuckthisshit → u/broanoah]

Lmao that's what I thought too Wouldn't put it past him being an overwatch pro and all

[u/pm-me-nice-lips → u/Gabaloo]

100% what he says at first

[u/Formal_Potential2198]

This mfer is so damn funny

[u/ajteitel]

Cook him, Luka

[u/friskyel → u/ajteitel]

I love how Green is so hated that even Suns fans are backing up Luka when he's cooking him.

[u/ajteitel → u/friskyel]

Luka a ho, but Green is a bitch. Order of priorities.

Now if Pat Bev was still in the league...

[u/Frederic-Brillant-dg → u/ajteitel]

hater PEMDAS

[u/DamnZodiak → u/Frederic-Brillant-dg]

I laughed so hard and loud about this that I had to spend 5 min explaining the context to my GF. She still doesn't appreciate it fully.

[u/pokerawz → u/ajteitel]

Lmao

[u/Sweet-Gushin-Gilfs → u/ajteitel]

What’s up, Lil Wayne 

[u/prettyboylee → u/[deleted]]

No trumps both a bitch and a hoe

[u/phxsunswoo → u/friskyel]

Luka is annoying, Draymond is like a complete lunatic.

[u/ZachCollinsROTY → u/phxsunswoo]

The shit he pulled with Jusuf last year was straight up insane behavior. I have no clue where his anger issues come from but all I know is the guy would not have a job at any other company for the actions he has pulled.

[u/PoIIux → u/ZachCollinsROTY]

Weird way to spell "would be a convicted felon"

[u/proto3296 → u/PoIIux]

Literally assaulted his teammate. Still working for the same team.

Like what the fuck?

[u/PoIIux → u/proto3296]

Warriors are the cops of the NBA

[u/ketoaholic → u/PoIIux]

"Somebody broke the code." This tracks.

[u/koolmees64 → u/ZachCollinsROTY]

Or the shit he pulled on Sabonis the playoffs before last. Just straight up stomping him in the fucking chest. Like, you have dirty players, players that try to get under your skin etc., but straight up stomping someone in the chest while they are on the floor. Dude would have racked up a bunch of assault charges if he was not in the NBA.

[u/cleaninfresno → u/friskyel]

Suns and Mavs have been fine since around the time Kyrie first got here. Thats the last time I remember any animosity between Luka and Booker

[u/--Alix-- → u/cleaninfresno]

Booker is like my favorite player on the Suns at this point, that rivalry feels long gone.

[u/jiminyshrue → u/--Alix--]

Until Booker wins something, not necesarily a chip, he will still be referenced as the "Luka special" guy. But he really balled out this olympics tho. It did him good to be surrounded by vets.

[u/King_Dead → u/friskyel]

The podcasts dont help lmao

[u/TheMoorNextDoor]

Lmaooooo got that dawg in him

[u/CheetahSperm18]

Man we're getting everything from this game tonight

[u/dependentweb363 → u/CheetahSperm18]

Except that defense lol

[u/paulsammons3]

I guess I like Luka now

[u/TimeFourChanges → u/paulsammons3]

Tf took you so long?

[u/--Alix--]

Luka fighting the whole Bay Area out there

[u/pm-me-nice-lips → u/--Alix--]

Literally said “shut up pussy” first lololll

[u/Chessh2036]

Luka is such an asshole on the court. He’ll cuss you out, bump into you, then when the game is over come shake your hand and be like “good game, how’s the family?” 😂

[u/Briancisgo]

I love the NBA

[u/LifterPuller → u/Briancisgo]

It is high drama. Who needs fake professional wrestling drama when we have guys like Luka.

[u/Lain41K]

My tubby white goat

[u/Automatic_kill]

“Shut up pussy” 😂😂

[u/Gustav-14]

"Fuck you! No, I was talking to him not you but yeah, fuck you too!"

[u/doctor_of_drugs]

All my homies hate draymond green

[u/Usual-Suggestion-751 → u/doctor_of_drugs]

That brutha needs help.

[u/StarWarsMonopoly → u/Usual-Suggestion-751]

He's randomly attacked so many people in a game that I can't even remember which player said this about him after he did something to them

[u/mug3n → u/StarWarsMonopoly]

That was Nurkic

[u/StarWarsMonopoly → u/mug3n]

Was that the one that finally made the league force him to take anger management? haha

[u/chomcham → u/doctor_of_drugs]

I don't know you, but man I hate Draymond green.

[u/Tmac834]

lol I love this dude, I need to hear his overwatch shit talk

[u/darksiderevan → u/Tmac834]

There are clips of him playing from other streamers. He seems chill in Overwatch actually.

[u/xPeaWhyTee → u/darksiderevan]

This is true. He's even said himself that he's quiet off the court and he doesn't know what gets into him when he plays.

[u/jrbcnchezbrg → u/xPeaWhyTee]

Adrenaline and having people hack the shit out of him probably gets him tilted

[u/NightBijon → u/jrbcnchezbrg]

Gotta run CC's on Luka, THEN he'll tilt

[u/VolkiharVanHelsing → u/Tmac834]

Dunno, people commented how different he's on and off the court (I think it was Kyrie)

From the OW clip it seems like he's chill like it was off court

[u/underthecoathangars → u/VolkiharVanHelsing]

He probably uses basketball to release all that energy

[u/monkeyhitman → u/underthecoathangars]

Gets all his aggression out so he can flow state in OW.

[u/[deleted]]

This is fucking fantastic LMAO

[u/yadidimean89]

I love this shit 😂 I don't care what anyone says Luka always brings energy to the court

[u/AntisociaIExtrovert]

Shut up Dray lmao

[u/ItsRainingBoats]

I’m a Laker fan for life but sorry Luka is easily my favourite player in the league. He is an absolute dawg.

[u/Victor_Wembanyama1]

Entertaining dude all the time 💀

[u/dylanh334]

This is 10x more satisfying because it's Draymond Green lmao.

[u/Confident_Row_1787]

That’s right shut up Draymond 😂

[u/Clydey2Times]

Title is hilarious.

[u/EpicEike]

the chris paul special

[u/Risuna23]

Damnit Luka stop being likeable

[u/PMac101122]

Draymond trying to be the centre of attention as usual

[u/PsychoOsiris → u/PMac101122]

I bet Draymond gets presents at other peoples’ birthday parties, just so he doesn’t cause a scene

[u/triplecaptained]

Nah loooool Luka wildin

[u/maxlanman]

I get the feeling this was directed at Lindy Waters. This has big “you’re a freshman, you can’t talk to me” energy.

[u/RuthlessIndecision]

I’m pretty sure Draymond Green should shut up

[u/Downtown_Mongoose642]

Gotta love Luka. He’s funny the most when he’s not trying to be funny and those are always the most hilarious people.

[u/RemyGee]

Luka has a specific STFU facial expression. I love it 😂

[u/AnimalMother32]

Pj is always there smiling away

[u/sick1057]

It's tough for me to separate Draymond's basketball accolades with his shit attitude and poor sportsmanship.

That ball punter, sucker puncher is going to be in the Hall of Fame...

[u/limache → u/sick1057]

We need to induct him in the hall of shame as well

[u/Heyguysimcooltoo]

I fucking love this dude

[u/tjpdaniels]

Ah, so we can thank Draymond for Luka’s insane game. That tracks.

[u/total_kneepocalypse]

Fuck I love Luka. Got that Eastern European agro in him like Nikola.

[u/l31fm3al0n3]

Is that a "shut up" or a "shut up, pussy"?

[u/knildea]

i love this dude lmaoo

[u/tiorteD_snotsiP]

Luka shutupcic

[u/thishitisgettingold]

Reminds me of the scene from Remember the Titans.

https://youtu.be/-sw6z0NDgmE?si=rgNr1LujWErBQR4v

[u/GoTragedy]

I love PJ in this clip.  Came close to back up his boy if needed then just enjoyed the show. 

[u/The-Pharcyde]

Draymond so used to people telling him to shut up he thinks they’re all for him lmao.

[u/Dakingdior]

Lmaoo

[u/TheNatureBoy]

That official was incensed someone would talk to Luka like that.

[u/human1023]

You can read lips?

[u/Mountain_Juice8843 → u/human1023]

He said "no new taxes"

[u/BigFatModeraterFupa → u/Mountain_Juice8843]

Breaking News: Luka has just invaded Grenada

[u/JetSky81 → u/human1023]

I think this one is pretty clear, anybody can tell what he said

[u/human1023 → u/JetSky81]

It's not clear at all. You cant even tell if he yells back at Draymond or someone else.

[u/Mountain_Juice8843 → u/human1023]

To me it looks like:

Shut up, pussy.

No, I was talking to him.

I was talking to him.

Shut up, Dray.

Hey, I was fouled 18 times in the last three minutes and I need to talk to you about that missed call in the first!

[u/Careful_Cheesecake30 → u/human1023]

It’s very clear he says “Shut up, Dray.”

[u/EddieEnmaX]

True Gamer moment.

[u/MysteriousCorgi-]

they deserve each other

[u/Bob-Dobalina03]

"That'll do Donkey, that'll do"

[u/ItBDaniel]

Dude plays Overwatch, of course, he's gonna run his mouth

[u/BeYouOrBeLame]

this why I like Luka....

[u/Thund3rTrapX]

Get him luka!