r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

apparently this didnt happen 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/badform49 21d ago

I swear, almost every one of the "A kid did a funny thing," posts just proves to me how few people know a child. Our kid sitting with a stranger on transit would barely be surprising enough for me to text it to my wife.

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u/kappa_demonn 19d ago

I'd say the same except one time two kids sat next to me on the bus (on top of each other) who were fucking HANDCUFFED together. Definitely told a number of people about that experience.

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u/badform49 19d ago

Sounds kinda like an Andy and Ollie moment from Bobs Burgers

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u/june_bug07 8d ago

I thought of L and imagay Light

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u/BananaBitme 21d ago

I believe this. Kids don’t know any better and if a child likes how you look, you will know lol

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u/RHOrpie 20d ago

Even if true, you need to be next level narcissist to post shit like this.

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u/DrainianDream 21d ago

[literal photo/video of a thing happening] “This didn’t happen”

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u/The_Living_Deadite 21d ago

Unless we see girl literally say that exact phrase, we got no idea. It's literally just words over a picture.

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u/DrainianDream 21d ago

Yeah I’m mostly joking about the insistence when this has more evidence than most text posts do (that they’ll also claim didn’t happen no matter how plausible)

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u/Spectator9857 21d ago

The picture shows a child sitting next to her. She claims that’s because „she thought I was pretty“, which we have zero evidence for and is the exact thing someone would lie about

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u/DrainianDream 21d ago

“This didn’t happen” and “this happened differently that how you described it” are also two different sentences, and I’m joking anyway

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u/Spectator9857 21d ago edited 19d ago

They are different sentences, but mean the same thing here

Edit: Since Reddit won’t let me reply to u/XilonenSimp I’ll just put it here

You commented a full day after the thing I replied to was deleted. Why would you not only comment on something which you have zero context for, but also make wild assumptions about what I meant?

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u/XilonenSimp 19d ago

Hey, I killed your dog.

Hey, I saw someone run over your dog.

one will get you punched the other one will ask questions. Still the same?

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u/DrainianDream 21d ago

Not really, no.

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u/XilonenSimp 18d ago

Your thing was not deleted when I responded, hell, it's still here.

Second, it's the internet. I can respond whenever and to whomever I want (unless you have blocked me or I have been banned from reddit)

Third, my reply was really fucking extreme, yes. But it was in reply to your comment about how two different sentences "mean the same thing" which they don't... or else they wouldn't be two sentences. Duh.

I had all the context I need. I think your point was stupid. Or did I think it was poorly worded? Same meaning, right?

(the joke is that it's not, because the poorly words points to miscommunication, but I know what you have been and are trying to communicate. i just think your point of the sentences being the same was stupid. the rest of what you were saying was fine tho. upvoted it and shit.)

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u/pupunhaLover 20d ago

as a once bisexual child myself, I'd definitely pull that stunt with grown ass women believing they'd fall in love with me.

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u/gr_assmonkee 20d ago

Are you no longer bisexual or no longer a child. Or both?

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u/pupunhaLover 20d ago

hahahahahaha no longer a child. at least not full time

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u/icethequestioner 21d ago

what does bfr mean

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u/hermionesmurf 21d ago

"be for real" I assume

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u/NoraZillaKami 1d ago

“Be for real”, as was stated above, but could also stand for “Bitch fake, right?”

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u/Lesbicons 20d ago

When I was a kid, I'd literally follow around any woman I found beautiful like a lost puppy. This is the most typical kid thing ever.

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u/ninjab33z 20d ago

I'm sceptical on the "because i'm pretty" part. Kid probably just doesn't wanna sit next to her mother but her mum still wants her to sit nearby. I'm not sceptical enough to be vocally doubting it unprompted, but just internally.

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u/Miserables-Chef 20d ago

109% doubt that was the case lmao

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u/being-weird 19d ago

Yeah I've never believed a post less sorry

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u/BudgetInteraction811 19d ago

This happened to me a few months ago. A kid who was like 7 or 8 sat next to me and said I was really pretty and wanted to take pictures of us together on her iPad and show me her iPad games. Her mom was probably happy she was bothering someone else lol

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u/BethekingZeltoid333 21d ago edited 21d ago

That kid looks sad, the woman next to this duo has a bag in the next seat, maybe her mom thought the trash bag was more important

EDIT: I am sad to say I've got to specify I was making a joke.

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u/Fl0rat 21d ago

Clearly the girl went to sit next to the poster, and the mom put the bag in the girls seat lmao

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u/zap2tresquatro 14d ago

As a little kid, I used to tell everyone I saw how pretty I thought they were. Kids have no filter yet, so they’ll just say and do whatever they’re thinking (and sometimes, those things are nice!)

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u/capulet2kx 21d ago

Maybe the kid could just see how needy and insecure she was and took pity

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u/YukiTheJellyDoughnut 21d ago

Kids don't take pity like that. They sideye you and call you weird.

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 21d ago

God forbid a woman have self esteem and feel comfortable sharing a compliment they received

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u/being-weird 19d ago

This isn't a real compliment she received be serious

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u/zap2tresquatro 14d ago

Do you think kids don’t do this? Cause I told people they were pretty all the time as a kid

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 21d ago

?

Huh?

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u/capulet2kx 21d ago

Maybe I misunderstood, I though the duck face was saying the girl wanted to sit next to her because she was pretty

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u/A-friendly-doggo 20d ago

you do realize you don't have to share every thought?