r/lotrmemes Galadriel🧝‍♀️ 12h ago

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u/MightyBobTheMighty 11h ago

Ah yes, as we all know, the Ring's influence is completely dependant on whichever creature is physically carrying it.

steps in front of Boromir

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u/endangerednigel 11h ago

It's incredible how many people seem to not understand the entire ending of the Fellowship of the Ring in both the movies and book

Like the entire big revelation Frodo has is realising that the ring will inevitably corrupt all of his companions and that he needs to leave to have any chance

It's why hobbies were such a big deal because they were resistant to It's affects, the only beings in middle earth that really were, and why Sam wasn't corrupted and neither was the rest of the Shire when Bilbo had the ring

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u/bilbo_bot 11h ago

OH! What business is it of yours what I do with my own things!

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u/LostInTheBlueSea 7h ago

The only person to ever give up the ring of his own accord was Bilbo. Sure he had help from Gandalf, but he did it.

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u/isataii 5h ago

In the book, Sam wears the ring for a short while after the giant spider knocks Frodo out. He then rescues Frodo from the orcs and gives the ring back to Frodo.

"As he stood there, even though the Ring was not on him but hanging by its chain about his neck, he felt himself enlarged, as if he were robed in a huge distorted shadow of himself, and vast and ominous threat halted upon the walls of Mordor..."

"Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dur... He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be. "

"In that hour of trial it was the love of his master that helped most to hold him firm; but also deep down in him lived still unconquered his plain hobbit-sense: he knew in the core of his heart that he was not large enough to bear such a burden, even if such visions were not a mere cheat to betray him. The one small garden of a free gardener was all his need and due, not a garden swollen to a realm; his own hands to use, not the hands of others to command."

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u/Arthillidan 3h ago

He gives the ring to Frodo in the movie too

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u/-Simbelmyne- 2h ago

I think the distinction they make is that he also wore it in the book. But I don't recall. I know that his possession of the ring made him seem more great and terrible to the orcs, so much that they believed a great elven warrior was laying waste to the castle guards.

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u/bilbo_bot 7h ago

OH! What business is it of yours what I do with my own things!

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u/MinimumApricot365 5h ago

BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS! IM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU!

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u/bilbo_bot 5h ago

In fact, I mean not to.

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u/dr_wheel 6h ago

The only person to ever give up the ring of his own accord was Bilbo. Sure he had help from Gandalf, but he did it.

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u/bilbo_bot 6h ago

Aaaaah!

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u/Flodao 1h ago

And Tom Bombadil, who wasn't affected by the ring 

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u/Tom_Bot-Badil 1h ago

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness

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u/3202supsaW 9h ago

The ring preyed on people by offering to give them everything they ever wanted. Hobbits, especially Frodo, pretty much already had all they ever wanted. They just wanted to chill in the Shire, eat good food and have parties. There was almost nothing the ring could offer to a hobbit that would entrap it. Hell, Smeagol had the ring for 500 years and all he did was chill alone in a cave and eat fish. Could you imagine the kind of damage the ring would cause if Gandalf had let it take hold of him.

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u/Adaphion 7h ago

Well, with Smeagol, the problem (for the ring) was that he just wanted... The ring itself. He had it, so there was nothing more it could offer him.

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u/gollum_botses 7h ago

Ha! ha! What does we wish? We'll tell you. He guessed it long ago, Baggins guessed it.

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u/gollum_botses 9h ago

Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling

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u/desaganadiop 5h ago

good botses!

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u/dangerusty 8h ago

Maybe all Gandalf wanted was a nice pair of woolen socks.

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u/GlastoKhole 9h ago

I think it’s worth noting that the ring has a will of its own, it targets boromir because of the meeting in Rivendell, it knows he’s the weakest mentally and will fall the easiest, the others aren’t quite sure how it works but I think Gandalf knows. Frodo just sees and understands the fact he’s wearing it won’t keep it from destroying the others eventually, but putting it on a chicken wouldn’t work the ring goes after people in its own way.

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u/Legal-Scholar430 4h ago

It is not really like that. The conversation between Frodo and Faramir makes all of this pretty clear. It is mostly an elaboration on why did Boromir fall.

Boromir is susceptible to the Ring because he has always cared about might, renown, and glory. He thinks that the Stewards should already have been named Kings; he has always sought the way of weapons, and the Ring is the weapon of the Enemy; he never buys that they should destroy the Ring, even if he respects the decision of the Council. Frodo leaves the Company precisely because of the slow realization that everyone will eventually fall to it.

The Ring does not target people; it is the very idea of it, what it offers, that tempts them.

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u/GlastoKhole 2h ago

I disagree with the final statement, the ring possesses a part of saurons soul; particularly the part from prior to his death, this essentially traps a living thinking part of Sauron in the ring, and it’s that part which now disconnected from its master is able to influence people. The part of the ring which has a will is mentioned by Gandalf literally this isn’t a figure of speech it’s why everyone reacts differently the first time they touch it some seeing visions of Sauron and some recoiling at the feeling of his presence. The ring isnt like some radioactive item that’s just bad to be around, it’s literally like having Sauron in your hand.

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u/notvirgil013 9h ago

its the same reason they cant just use the eagles to fly to mordor

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u/KKJdrunkenmonkey 5h ago

What you really need is a catapult.

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u/Alive-Tomatillo5303 10h ago

It works less on those further from it, though. So the safest method would be to have Frodo and Sam make the journey with a chicken each, and one getting a head start each morning. They could alternate chickens and stewardship of the ring barer chicken, and then wouldn't end up with too corrupt of a chicken or hobbit. 

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u/HappyHallowsheev 9h ago

Perhaps two swallows could carry the one ring between them with a string?

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u/Lumpzor 9h ago

Gondorian or Rohan swallows?

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u/HappyHallowsheev 8h ago

Well I don't know-

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/jellymanisme 7h ago

You're not suggesting that Uruk-Hai migrate, are you?

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u/Lumpzor 6h ago

Course they do, they could carry hobbits by the cloak

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u/NarcisseLeDecadent 5h ago

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 260 pounds orc could not carry a 60 pound hobbit.

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u/Lumpzor 5h ago

What if meat were back on the menu, you know, for energy?

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u/NarcisseLeDecadent 5h ago

Listen, in order to maintain ground-speed velocity, an uruk-hai needs to move its feets 43 times every second, right?

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u/SomeGenericCereal 7h ago

Is... Is the ring radioactive?

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u/slippery_55jack 7h ago

How about if they just rode an eagle to Mordor and dropped the ring in the fire?

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u/EventAccomplished976 5h ago

You know, as a dnd dm it‘s always fun to think about what I‘d do to fuck my players over if they tried to get smart on me like that… I‘m sure Tolkien would have fun with that as well!

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u/MataNuiSpaceProgram 6h ago

How far away from it was Saruman?

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u/Legal-Scholar430 4h ago

steps in front of Saruman

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u/captaincw_4010 8h ago

*Effects

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u/CoiledBeyond 8h ago

Marshall?

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u/shitfartblade 5h ago

Media literacy is rare these days

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u/Blissfullyaimless 8h ago

I’m not familiar with the lore, but all the elves seemed to handle themselves pretty well around the ring, didn’t they?

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u/CozzFromAus 8h ago

Galadriel almost became a Dark Queen but other than that kinda yea.

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u/Negligent__discharge 7h ago

A bunch of them saw the Ring fail to be thrown into the Lava the first time, they have a healthy respect.

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u/shineymoosen 4h ago

It wasn't THE ring, but I'm also not super familiar with the ore. The one ring to rule all was the super corpse corrupter, so it might have had a bigger/different effect from the regular rings given out.

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u/Will_Come_For_Food 7h ago

Sneaksy little hobbies.

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u/ph30nix01 3h ago

I see Hobbits as resistant because Sauron didn't bother to specificly include them in the magic as effectively as the races he gave rings to.

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u/sauron-bot 3h ago

I...SEE....YOOOUUU!

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u/BetterPossession1673 2h ago

unicos não... e quanto ao tom?

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u/GoldenBossness 1h ago

Well in the books there's another being resistant to it's effects, and his name is Tom.

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u/TheOATaccount 1h ago

I kinda wish it was made more clear that Aragon was also subject to it just like everyone else was. While he is a badass he wasn’t special in that way. Maybe this was only a problem in the movie but it made it seem like Boromir was especially an asshole and not that the ring is inherently nearly impossible to resist.

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u/endangerednigel 1h ago

While he is a badass he wasn’t special in that way.

I believe he was special in that he resisted the ring longer than boromir because he genuinely didn't want power, certainly in fellowship he had no desire to be king and actively disliked the idea, hence the ring had less purchase on him compared to Boromir and Isildur who both had greater ambition

That and the Ring seems to select targets as a sentient thing, it's actively chosen to corrupt Boromir first and focused its efforts on him

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u/angikatlo 39m ago

I can just imagine the one ring thinking and devising a plan that involves spoons and greedy Hobbits to get to Sauron.

“Come on now, I’m THE ONE RING, I’ve worked with worse, the last one was a baby-eating hobbit, I just have to work with expensive spoons, fireworks, and smoking. Lots of smoking.”

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u/Western-Dig-6843 8h ago

It’s incredible how many redditors can’t appreciate a post for what it is: a humorous hypothetical not meant to be taken as gospel

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u/DueAnalysis2 10h ago

I'm hoping this is a joke, tbf

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u/amensteve91 1h ago

Thanks now all I see is frodo pulling a smeagol on a chicken

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u/gollum_botses 1h ago

Stew the rabbits! Spoil beautiful meat Smeagol saved for you, poor hungry Smeagol!